FML : Today, while on an escalator, instead of just telling me my underwear label was hanging out of my jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in...

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Today, while on an escalator, instead of just telling me my underwear label was hanging out of my jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself. You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By violatedbuttcrack / Thursday 16 May 2013 10:24 / Australia - Sydney

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By camsterjoe | 11

#5494412 - Thursday 16 May 2013 04:31

Some people would be delighted to have that sort of action.

By Dracoboxer357 | 35

#5494414 - Thursday 16 May 2013 04:32

Butt I'll bet you'll never forget to check for it from now on, will you? ;)

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By camsterjoe | 11

#5494412 - Thursday 16 May 2013 04:31

Some people would be delighted to have that sort of action.

By tonijulie | 20

#5494413 - Thursday 16 May 2013 04:31

I even hate it when people do it to my tops! That sucks! But a funny story. :)

thepunman | 11

#5494430 - Thursday 16 May 2013 04:40

Forever alone level: Noor

xxGheTToGumbYxx | 16

#5494440 - Thursday 16 May 2013 04:45

I'd rather have someone tuck in my tag on my shirt than walk around with my tag out like a doofus. Haha.

By Dracoboxer357 | 35

#5494414 - Thursday 16 May 2013 04:32

Butt I'll bet you'll never forget to check for it from now on, will you? ;)

thepunman | 11

#5494446 - Thursday 16 May 2013 04:51

He didn't ass you.

rg350dx | 29

#5494468 - Thursday 16 May 2013 05:09

You guys are crackin' me up

Soloman212 | 28

#5494489 - Thursday 16 May 2013 05:36

I agree, OP should have thanked her for her assistance and turned the other cheek to the rear intrusion.

MrBrightside21 | 20

#5494877 - Thursday 16 May 2013 11:20

It's a rear occasion to see this many consistent puns.

UnidentifiedFun | 37

#5495164 - Friday 17 May 2013 02:23

Yeah, we're very anal about keeping the thread going.

By Bano360 | 25

#5494415 - Thursday 16 May 2013 04:32

Oh God, I'd be mortified.

By Original_Outcast | 23

#5494418 - Thursday 16 May 2013 04:34

Her OCD has nothing on Death the Kid

i_luv_dogs | 10

#5495388 - Friday 17 May 2013 05:34

SOUL EATER!

By blcksocks | 19

#5494419 - Thursday 16 May 2013 04:34

I still think it is better than having a stranger's finger in your butthole.

JFloUnknown | 24

#5494649 - Thursday 16 May 2013 07:55

Or hump you when you bend over for change.

Ins0mau | 20

#5494702 - Thursday 16 May 2013 08:34

Have you tried it, 7?

uhmaizing | 3

#5494948 - Friday 17 May 2013 12:13

I think technically that would be like a one night stand

AnimeBitch | 14

#5495481 - Friday 17 May 2013 07:32

DA FUQ?

Norja | 31

#5495755 - Friday 17 May 2013 02:37

You're probably right but I can't say at the time I was thinking "glad it didn't go all the way in!"

By skyeyez9 | 23

#5494420 - Thursday 16 May 2013 04:34

I bet you felt like you were in airport security with the TSA.

MrConcise | 34

#5494475 - Thursday 16 May 2013 05:17

I can see the next big headline. "Mall escalators: The best place to hijack a plane."

gc327072 | 29

#5494887 - Thursday 16 May 2013 11:49

37/ I've seen some nonsensical comments, but that takes the cake.

By jackaced | 7

#5494421 - Thursday 16 May 2013 04:36

I'm sure your full body shiver told her she did something unacceptable!

slowlybreakingme | 14

#5495297 - Friday 17 May 2013 04:24

Either that or she thought OP strongly enjoyed it!

By thepunman | 11

#5494422 - Thursday 16 May 2013 04:36

Mind you some people would pay for that.

Dracoboxer357 | 35

#5494436 - Thursday 16 May 2013 04:43

12- Allow me to represent the "unsilent majority" in saying I am not one of them that would. :p

thepunman | 11

#5494450 - Thursday 16 May 2013 04:53

I'll admit, my comment was pretty stupid.

Dracoboxer357 | 35

#5494459 - Thursday 16 May 2013 04:59

24- Aww, no worries, perhaps I was just a fingertouch too anal with you in my response. ;) Cheers!

By jackaced | 7

#5494432 - Thursday 16 May 2013 04:41

And buttcrack money

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