By violatedbuttcrack - 16/05/2013 10:24 - Australia - Sydney

Today, while on an escalator, instead of just telling me my underwear label was hanging out of my jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself. You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack. FML
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camsterjoe 12
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Some people would be delighted to have that sort of action.

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Dracoboxer357 35
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Butt I'll bet you'll never forget to check for it from now on, will you? ;)

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camsterjoe 12
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Some people would be delighted to have that sort of action.

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tonijulie 20
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I even hate it when people do it to my tops! That sucks! But a funny story. :)

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thepunman 11
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Forever alone level: Noor

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xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
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I'd rather have someone tuck in my tag on my shirt than walk around with my tag out like a doofus. Haha.

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Dracoboxer357 35
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Butt I'll bet you'll never forget to check for it from now on, will you? ;)

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thepunman 11
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He didn't ass you.

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rg350dx 29

You guys are crackin' me up

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Soloman212 28
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I agree, OP should have thanked her for her assistance and turned the other cheek to the rear intrusion.

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MrBrightside21 20

It's a rear occasion to see this many consistent puns.

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UnidentifiedFun 37
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Yeah, we're very anal about keeping the thread going.

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Bano360 25
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Oh God, I'd be mortified.

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Original_Outcast 23
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Her OCD has nothing on Death the Kid

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blcksocks 19

I still think it is better than having a stranger's finger in your butthole.

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JFloUnknown 24

Or hump you when you bend over for change.

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Ins0mau 20

Have you tried it, 7?

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uhmaizing 3

I think technically that would be like a one night stand

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Norja 33
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You're probably right but I can't say at the time I was thinking "glad it didn't go all the way in!"

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skyeyez9 24

I bet you felt like you were in airport security with the TSA.

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MrConcise 34
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I can see the next big headline. "Mall escalators: The best place to hijack a plane."

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gc327072 30
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37/ I've seen some nonsensical comments, but that takes the cake.

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jackaced 7
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I'm sure your full body shiver told her she did something unacceptable!

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slowlybreakingme 14
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Either that or she thought OP strongly enjoyed it!

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thepunman 11
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Mind you some people would pay for that.

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Dracoboxer357 35
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12- Allow me to represent the "unsilent majority" in saying I am not one of them that would. :p

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thepunman 11
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I'll admit, my comment was pretty stupid.

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Dracoboxer357 35
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24- Aww, no worries, perhaps I was just a fingertouch too anal with you in my response. ;) Cheers!

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jackaced 7
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And buttcrack money

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