Today, while on an escalator, instead of just telling me my underwear label was hanging out of my jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself. You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack. FML
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camsterjoe
| 12
Some people would be delighted to have that sort of action.
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Dracoboxer357
| 35
Butt I'll bet you'll never forget to check for it from now on, will you? ;)
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camsterjoe
| 12
Some people would be delighted to have that sort of action.
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tonijulie
| 20
I even hate it when people do it to my tops! That sucks! But a funny story. :)
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thepunman
| 11
Forever alone level: Noor
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xxGheTToGumbYxx
| 16
I'd rather have someone tuck in my tag on my shirt than walk around with my tag out like a doofus. Haha.
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Dracoboxer357
| 35
Butt I'll bet you'll never forget to check for it from now on, will you? ;)
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thepunman
| 11
He didn't ass you.
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rg350dx
| 29
You guys are crackin' me up
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Soloman212
| 28
I agree, OP should have thanked her for her assistance and turned the other cheek to the rear intrusion.
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MrBrightside21
| 20
It's a rear occasion to see this many consistent puns.
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UnidentifiedFun
| 37
Yeah, we're very anal about keeping the thread going.
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Bano360
| 25
Oh God, I'd be mortified.
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Original_Outcast
| 23
Her OCD has nothing on Death the Kid
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i_luv_dogs
| 10
SOUL EATER!
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blcksocks
| 19
I still think it is better than having a stranger's finger in your butthole.
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JFloUnknown
| 24
Or hump you when you bend over for change.
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Ins0mau
| 20
Have you tried it, 7?
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uhmaizing
| 3
I think technically that would be like a one night stand
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AnimeBitch
| 14
DA FUQ?
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Norja
| 33
You're probably right but I can't say at the time I was thinking "glad it didn't go all the way in!"
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skyeyez9
| 24
I bet you felt like you were in airport security with the TSA.
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MrConcise
| 34
I can see the next big headline. "Mall escalators: The best place to hijack a plane."
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gc327072
| 29
37/ I've seen some nonsensical comments, but that takes the cake.
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jackaced
| 7
I'm sure your full body shiver told her she did something unacceptable!
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slowlybreakingme
| 14
Either that or she thought OP strongly enjoyed it!
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thepunman
| 11
Mind you some people would pay for that.
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Dracoboxer357
| 35
12- Allow me to represent the "unsilent majority" in saying I am not one of them that would. :p
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thepunman
| 11
I'll admit, my comment was pretty stupid.
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Dracoboxer357
| 35
24- Aww, no worries, perhaps I was just a fingertouch too anal with you in my response. ;)
Cheers!
Cheers!
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jackaced
| 7
And buttcrack money