By violatedbuttcrack - 16/05/2013 10:24 - Australia - Sydney

Today, while on an escalator, instead of just telling me my underwear label was hanging out of my jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself. You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 128
You deserved it 5 358

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Some people would be delighted to have that sort of action.

Butt I'll bet you'll never forget to check for it from now on, will you? ;)

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Some people would be delighted to have that sort of action.

I even hate it when people do it to my tops! That sucks! But a funny story. :)

Forever alone level: Noor

I'd rather have someone tuck in my tag on my shirt than walk around with my tag out like a doofus. Haha.

Butt I'll bet you'll never forget to check for it from now on, will you? ;)

He didn't ass you.

You guys are crackin' me up

I agree, OP should have thanked her for her assistance and turned the other cheek to the rear intrusion.

It's a rear occasion to see this many consistent puns.

Yeah, we're very anal about keeping the thread going.

Oh God, I'd be mortified.

Her OCD has nothing on Death the Kid

I still think it is better than having a stranger's finger in your butthole.

Or hump you when you bend over for change.

Have you tried it, 7?

I think technically that would be like a one night stand

You're probably right but I can't say at the time I was thinking "glad it didn't go all the way in!"

I bet you felt like you were in airport security with the TSA.

I can see the next big headline. "Mall escalators: The best place to hijack a plane."

37/ I've seen some nonsensical comments, but that takes the cake.

I'm sure your full body shiver told her she did something unacceptable!

Either that or she thought OP strongly enjoyed it!

Mind you some people would pay for that.

12- Allow me to represent the "unsilent majority" in saying I am not one of them that would. :p

I'll admit, my comment was pretty stupid.

24- Aww, no worries, perhaps I was just a fingertouch too anal with you in my response. ;) Cheers!

And buttcrack money