Intimacy: Today, while my husband and I were having sex, we were trying...

By Skittles - 13/08/2017 20:00

Today, while my husband and I were having sex, we were trying this strawberry flavored lube which had a very strong candy smell. My husband starts laughing mid-performance, looks me in the eye, and exclaims "F*CK THE RAINBOW, TASTE THE RAINBOW!" FML

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By flavored - 18/11/2013 15:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try flavored condoms. I guess I enjoyed them a little too much; I almost choked half to death on a strawberry cockcicle. FML

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Spicy!

By feeling dusty - 11/03/2018 06:00

Today, my husband and I were about to have sex for the first time in months. We wanted to spice things up by using chocolate sauce during a blowjob, but the chocolate glued his foreskin to his penis and he cried. Safe to say the dry spell continues. FML

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By EffinAhole - 03/10/2010 04:27 - France

Today, to spice things up a bit my wife and I were having sex in our kitchen. She was up on the counter and I moved her over to get in a better position. The stove was still hot from dinner so now my wife has a burn that looks like a double rainbow on her ass. FML

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By fuck no - 22/08/2015 10:18 - India - Kollam

Today, my husband wanted to use bacon grease as lube. FML

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By tastetherainbow - 07/07/2013 10:55 - United States - Katy

Today, I was asked to help my sister clean her room. The moment I opened the door, I was greeted by her screaming "TASTE THE RAINBOW" with a full mouth. She then spat the Skittles into my face. FML

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By welted - 01/01/2010 05:21 - Canada

Today, my fiancé and I decided to engage in some erotic food play. She covered every region of my body, including my genitals, with strawberry sauce. Today also happens to be the day that I found out I'm allergic to strawberries. FML

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Do not attempt this at home

By Anonymous - 01/04/2014 02:08 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, my husband and I had some bath time to ourselves. After having sex, he decided to put bath salts in my vagina to spice things up for the next round. It's been twenty minutes out of the bath and it still feels like there are pop rocks in my vagina. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 02:00

Today, my husband and I were having sex. It was stormy outside, and when lightning flashed through the window, he screamed like a little girl and scrambled off the bed. FML

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Thin brown line

By Poopy - 12/01/2009 16:19 - United States

Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML

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By SilkySmooth - 28/11/2018 22:00

Today, I realised why my room has been smelling like berries and why sex has been so uncomfortable recently. Apparently boyfriend doesn't know the difference between hair conditioner and lube. FML

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mitolit 12

Sunday 13 August 2017 20:46

So what? Your husband made a joke, how is that a female?

OnlyNeko 13

Sunday 13 August 2017 21:08

Most definitely NOT a 'BAAD' thing in my opinion if'n you CAN'T 'Laugh' during Sex they are NOT the right person for you!

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mitolit 12

Sunday 13 August 2017 20:46

So what? Your husband made a joke, how is that a female?

Chasity Gates 8

Monday 14 August 2017 0:25

Wasn't so much an fml but it was funny and I wanted to share with people lol.

Death69 24

Sunday 13 August 2017 21:06

Well...You kinda are. It was a funny joke. Roll with IT. FML? I think NOT.

OnlyNeko 13

Sunday 13 August 2017 21:08

Most definitely NOT a 'BAAD' thing in my opinion if'n you CAN'T 'Laugh' during Sex they are NOT the right person for you!

Cynical_1 26

Sunday 13 August 2017 21:16

I think the point of the FML is that he stopped just to laugh about something rather silly. The OP probably feels...and rightly so...that he really must not have been that into it. I'm sure most people would find that somewhat upsetting. Especially if they were really into it themselves.

Sherri Lynn Shauck 1

Sunday 13 August 2017 21:35

It sounds to me that he was enjoying himself more because he would rather taste the rainbow then f*ck the rainbow. I think there was a misunderstanding.

Glowworm56 26

Sunday 13 August 2017 22:38

I am strongly reminded of a fake (Meaning it was not an official one) commercial for Skittles in which a newlywed couple do the deed and the groom shoots out Skittles.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 14 August 2017 2:52

He said he wanted to give you the Whopper, but your Snickers made him bring in the Three Musketeers to break your Kit Kat.

Seeya55 31

Monday 14 August 2017 3:01

Oh, you sweet summer child.

Lemou_fml 25

Monday 14 August 2017 17:52

Your life sucks, because you couldn't get over yourself.

jfsiv 17

Monday 14 August 2017 20:36

My Ex never could laugh or have fun while having sex. Everything had to be fully romantic, or it was just mechanical. **** that, sex should be fun at times. Notice that she's now my Ex.