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Past wives, future wives, midwives, good wives, bad wives, big wives, tall wives, fat wives, skinny wives. The list goes on and on!

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On another episode of Sister Wives..... Jk. But seriously, I want to say he's joking but you never know these days. I don't know what I'd do if I were in your position. Wow.

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I believe in the world of debate we call this non-sequiter, meaning the statement has no real meaning, and is said in a threatening manner as a desperate attempt to gain ground.

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And 71. It's also a logical fallacy. Just because she is his current wife, doesn't mean he can find another wife. Time to run a Kritik! :D

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I would have screamed back "I know I'm just waiting til you have an acceptable amount of cash before I divorce you and take half"

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95- touché, my friend! But it must have topicality, and must contribute to overall solvency of your case!

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From the context given by OP, I've come to the assumption that OP's husband was threatening to divorce.

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Past wives, future wives, midwives, good wives, bad wives, big wives, tall wives, fat wives, skinny wives. The list goes on and on!

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Wives that caught you with your secretary and threatened to tell your boss if you don't give her all your money an possessions. Oh... she knew it was your dream job and that you make mistakes easily. The secretary was a one time deal but still, she was gonna tell. She had to be taken care of so that no one would find ou..... oh never mind. #41 already said "dead wives"! Silly me.

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#69, Google and YouTube'll fix you right up. For about 60 seconds of effort, you'll be able to decide if comment 27 is funny or not.

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Great Jingle... I don't remember the words, but that never stops me from mumbling the song anyways.

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I have a friend who refers to his wife (and mother of their 1 year old daughter) as his "future ex-wife" all the time.

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I'm calling all wives. Now everyone report to the dance floor To the dance floor, to the dance floor Now everyone report to the dance floor Alright Stop!... Pajama time...

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As messed up as it is, I think it's actually pretty clever (I mean, in the sarcastic sense of saying it, not the serious sense)

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It is kind of clever, but more of a cold-hearted smartass. You don't say that to a spouse or anyone you really love. That kind of comment can damage a relationship forever. :/

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Pretty sure the eyes are what does it for me. The scaly green skin is a close second, though. Seriously, what kind of pimp are you? The Jizzard Lizard?

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Being the pointless fact-checker that I am, I had to quickly cycle through the last 50 FMLs to see for myself. While I only came accross 2 from Kentucky, peculiarly enough there were 5 from Alberta. Given Alberta has a population less than Kentucky, all logic and reason points to Alberta being the unluckiest place on earth to live. Suck it Syria, you've been trumped. My college Logic and Reasoning professor would be so proud.

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Yes! That's the answer! If you have an argument with your husband or wife you should get a divorce immediately! That's what I always do. Ask my 12th wife, we haven't even argued once.

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I hate people who threaten with divorce just to get their way. So childish. If the relationship means that little to them to throw it away over an argument then you're probably better off without them.

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My mom constantly threatens divorce to my step dad. It pisses me off so much. I just leave the room and try to ignore it. I feel bad for my little brother he has to deal with it 24/7 while I only have to deal with it two days every other week.

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#67, His statement wasn't an escalation?! Perhaps OP can schedule an informational interview with a divorce attorney, just to be on the safe side.

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