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  chilldude69  |  8

Those would be characters from the modern warfare franchise who have the ability to jump or fall from any height and still be able to walk or run like nothing happened.

  itsame0987  |  18

Not true.. My neighbor's car alarm goes off every time there is a thunderstorm, or when a large truck comes through the parking lot. It depends on the alarm you have. But either way ydi op.

  atkir002  |  1

"he fell on their car" if you slipped on ice and fell hard enough accidently on the bonet it can leave a dent. i done it before so i know its possible. and thats damage so there. :-)

  Torva_fml  |  16

I would just pretend to be gay and say we were watching twilight and that I didn't want the father to think I was fucking his daughter.

Later I'd discover my sexuality, and resume dating his daughter.