I see what you did there.

That akward moment when your boyfriend realizes that he's not quite the stealth ninja prowler he thought he was.

Well your boyfriend is an idiot... That's why you always stay in the grass when you are sneaking around.

Ice to meet you!

52- Like a ghillie on a deer stalking expedition?

That pun was just fridgid. You just just cool down and put it on ice. It sent shivers up my spine. You sir, are ice-cold.

Hahaha bro that was ice cold

that's when you act like you don't know him

Smooth move exlax

Award for biggest epic fail!! And that means something coming from me.

Counter uav is up they're blind

they still make cars that go off when you touch them?

This is why all guys need more ninja training lol

Ur a kid douche

And you're not??

68-I don't understand how anything he said would imply that he is a douche... Please, explain.

68 - You're a moron.

Your an accusing mother fucker

^ Where is that comment directed?

132 that's not funny. Your a dick for making a Holocaust joke.

Exactly

I think trying to run away on ice is what caused this in the first place :P

Hahahaha

You don't understand how your picture is so appropriate for this comment.

What?

Those would be characters from the modern warfare franchise who have the ability to jump or fall from any height and still be able to walk or run like nothing happened.

I know who they are. He fell on an icy driveway and knocked a car setting off the alarm. Where does the height come in?

35 NOT! only with commando perk...

you would know.

Oh lord my feelings are hurt...

yeah thats kinda what i was thinking he shoulda just took off running im sure he would have had enough time to get away

When was the last time you accidently touched a car and damaged it? Who are you hulk?

Hulk SLIP!!!

I know a lot of people that get off with the slightest touch... Cars on the other-hand, aren't that sensitive.

Falling onto a car could easily scratch / dent it...

Not true.. My neighbor's car alarm goes off every time there is a thunderstorm, or when a large truck comes through the parking lot. It depends on the alarm you have. But either way ydi op.

"he fell on their car" if you slipped on ice and fell hard enough accidently on the bonet it can leave a dent. i done it before so i know its possible. and thats damage so there. :-)

I would just pretend to be gay and say we were watching twilight and that I didn't want the father to think I was fucking his daughter. Later I'd discover my sexuality, and resume dating his daughter. PROBLEM SOLVED.

No just no

That's why OP posted an FML about it. No duh it sucks!!

give her a break... shes bonde