Intimacy: Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let...

By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 14:06 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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By chelse_elyce - 21/01/2015 04:10 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML

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By screamer - 02/09/2012 06:41 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML

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By S. Dub - 10/04/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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By Shelly - 13/06/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML

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By merpaderp14 - 09/09/2013 06:15 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend found out it makes a funny fart sound when he blows hard into my mouth in the middle of making out. I can't get him to stop doing it every time we kiss. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 20:34 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

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By alison - 04/07/2015 05:02 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML

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Thursday 6 August 2015 0:10

The next step is finding out how many men can fit inside. You'll be a hit at the local circus.

mds9986 24

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:09

Stop clowning around and get serious.

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mds9986 24

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:09

Stop clowning around and get serious.

Welshite 39

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:10

The next step is finding out how many men can fit inside. You'll be a hit at the local circus.

Rkikkas9713 25

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:14

Why did this get downvotes? I think it's absolutely hilarious!

1dvs_bstd 41

Thursday 6 August 2015 1:02

Close the comments. We have a winner!!

wickedhyype 17

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:12

Lol next time just play it off as role playing....because clowns can be sexy too, right?

LittleRed79 39

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:32

I do NOT want to know about your childhood!

MrSassypants 32

Thursday 6 August 2015 1:21

Can clowns be sexy? Harley Quinn? Yes. Any other clown? No.

emilytheperson 17

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:14

Hah, I've been there before..

rachelthelime_fml 29

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:23

I'm sorry OP, but that's ******* hilarious x'D

Cassandra2015 21

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:25

Couldn't finish ... he should have laughed it off and continued. can't leave a girl hanging !

dylanhasemann13 6

Thursday 6 August 2015 1:24

why? would you want to finish still?

Cassandra2015 21

Thursday 6 August 2015 2:50

the point of sex is to have orgasms . regardless of something funny or not, I would want to finish .

dylanhasemann13 6

Thursday 6 August 2015 3:20

Then just go rub the clit when that happen I guess

YourOpinionSucks 22

Thursday 6 August 2015 4:44

See you would want to finish, but he wouldn't be able to if you're honking on and on like the green sidekick from the 90's cartoon "Doug"

dylanhasemann13 6

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:26

Did he honk the pussy?

HrothgarXII 21

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:26

To be fair to your boyfriend, I think we all would have laughed too hard to continue.

karcummings 19

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:27

that is insanely funny, sorry about him not finishing tho.

whatarethisss 23

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:28

He's a keeper....lol, that's funny.

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