FML : Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up...

36

See the top FMLs

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 5 August 2015 14:06 / United States

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By Welshite | 39

#6372442 - Thursday 6 August 2015 0:10

The next step is finding out how many men can fit inside. You'll be a hit at the local circus.

By mds9986 | 24

#6372438 - Thursday 6 August 2015 0:09

Stop clowning around and get serious.

Comments

By mds9986 | 24

#6372438 - Thursday 6 August 2015 0:09

Stop clowning around and get serious.

By Welshite | 39

#6372442 - Thursday 6 August 2015 0:10

The next step is finding out how many men can fit inside. You'll be a hit at the local circus.

Reply

Rkikkas9713 | 25

#6372453 - Thursday 6 August 2015 0:14

Why did this get downvotes? I think it's absolutely hilarious!

Reply

1dvs_bstd | 41

#6372517 - Thursday 6 August 2015 1:02

Close the comments. We have a winner!!

By wickedhyype | 17

#6372448 - Thursday 6 August 2015 0:12

Lol next time just play it off as role playing....because clowns can be sexy too, right?

Reply

LittleRed79 | 39

#6372489 - Thursday 6 August 2015 0:32

I do NOT want to know about your childhood!

Reply

MrSassypants | 31

#6372534 - Thursday 6 August 2015 1:21

Can clowns be sexy? Harley Quinn? Yes. Any other clown? No.

By emilytheperson | 17

#6372455 - Thursday 6 August 2015 0:14

Hah, I've been there before..

By rachelthelime_fml | 29

#6372472 - Thursday 6 August 2015 0:23

I'm sorry OP, but that's fucking hilarious x'D

By Cassandra2015 | 21

#6372474 - Thursday 6 August 2015 0:25

Couldn't finish ...
he should have laughed it off and continued. can't leave a girl hanging !

Reply

dylanhasemann13 | 6

#6372536 - Thursday 6 August 2015 1:24

why? would you want to finish still?

Reply

Cassandra2015 | 21

#6372578 - Thursday 6 August 2015 2:50

the point of sex is to have orgasms . regardless of something funny or not, I would want to finish .

Reply

dylanhasemann13 | 6

#6372593 - Thursday 6 August 2015 3:20

Then just go rub the clit when that happen I guess

Reply

YourOpinionSucks | 22

#6372637 - Thursday 6 August 2015 4:44

See you would want to finish, but he wouldn't be able to if you're honking on and on like the green sidekick from the 90's cartoon "Doug"

By dylanhasemann13 | 6

#6372475 - Thursday 6 August 2015 0:26

Did he honk the pussy?

By HrothgarXII | 21

#6372477 - Thursday 6 August 2015 0:26

To be fair to your boyfriend, I think we all would have laughed too hard to continue.

By karcummings | 19

#6372479 - Thursday 6 August 2015 0:27

that is insanely funny, sorry about him not finishing tho.

By whatarethisss | 22

#6372480 - Thursday 6 August 2015 0:28

He's a keeper....lol, that's funny.

Similar

Today, I came to the realization I make a living trimming the hair off dogs' privates. I've touched more dog penises than I have human ones, and sometimes...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later....

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By AllegroRubato - / Tuesday 4 December 2012 20:09 / Chile - Santiago

Today, I asked a couple who had been double charged whether they wanted a refund or an exchange. They began yelling about how I needed to give them their...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, my mentally disabled brother chose to come out to our entire southern family while he was giving a eulogy at our grandfather's funeral. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

See all the Nearly FMLs

Loading data…

Today, after I ran and just caught the train home after work, it took me 4 steps to realise I had driven to work that day. FML

Today, I found out why my art teacher was so reluctant to return my artwork that he'd borrowed to display. He dropped a white splotch of paint in the centre...

See all the World FMLs

See all FML photos