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Sorry guys, I worded that wrong..... That's supposed to say "am I the only one that thinks that it's creepy that 1 thinks it sounds like their mother?"

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You guys can thumb me down all you want but I'm sure I made people out there laugh, after all we have different scene of humor.

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Some people don't deserve to be treated like normal people such as murderers and rapists they deserve to be where they are and op can laugh at them all he wants. OP however did not deserve to have an inmate threaten to kill his family.

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Why did #3 get so many thumbs down. It's when you start saying things like "some people don't deserve to be treated as people" where you go wrong. They used to say that about blacks / women / gays. He sounds like he has mental issues and even if he doesn't there's always two sides to a story and only idiots refuse to see that.

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Thank you, 56. Either all people are equal, or no one is equal. And you cannot go and distinguish that everyone in prison is unequal to the rest of the world. Sure, they probably did something bad to get into prison. And although that is not excusable, there are reasons someone does the things that they do. Often it's something related to mental problems or living in a world where they are forced to do bad things. And I know it isn't in Amercia, but where I live a prison is literally a 'correcti

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Here's my offensive argument: no one is equal. The people in prison (more often than not) are there for a good reason. Even if it is a mental issue, in my book they have lost their place as a functioning equal for the mental issue before they even landed a spot in prison. And as far as correctional treatments go: that's a waste of time. The money spent on fixing our societal burdens could be better spent on educating our best students, or funding the now hurting fine arts programs, etc. Instead

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If a guy tells me he's going to kill my family he's lucky I considerate enough to not throw tear gas in his cell. Oh I'd be a very bad prisoner guard. But no he did not deserve it.

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73 you seriously think that is money wasted? If you live in the USA: you're not doing it right. I live in the Netherlands and we've got freaking low prison sentences, but a lot of criminals get 2 or 4 years of "TBS" (the correctional part). And that may seem short as well, but that is just the minimum they get. They get diagnosis, therapy and/or medication. If they are considered safe for society again, they can get out. If not, their correctional sentence is extended. And you know wha

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@91 Your country's prisons sounds like our country's mental hospitals and treatment centers. Here in America, people with mental illnesses are either committed to a mental hospital (if it's serious enough) or see a psychologist/psychiatrist for medication and therapy. If someone commits a crime and are convicted then they go to jail/prison. Very rarely, someone is found not guilty for reason of insanity. In some cases, people can be reformed but there are also plenty of cases of murderers, rapis

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And the scariest part is, its probably true. I had to go to jail ever so often. They are just too weird.

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And that's why they invented slip resistant shoes. If you work in any kind of wet floor environment then never leave home without them. Trust me, proper ones work wonders. Especially on water! I work fast food where vegetable oil is the much worse main concern over water. Does wonders. Days that I forget them I wonder how I got around without them.

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Standard "hand is girlfriend" joke, since he was speaking about killing OPs family/loved ones and then indirectly broke his arm I felt like i could make the connection, I may have reached too far and apologize.

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Eeeeeveryones a critic...as if jokes were ever funny when explained anyways...anyways I bid thee adieu as I fear this thread will soon find itself buried

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FML Community logic: Joke is thumbed down, explanation is thumbed up while joke continues to be thumbed down. Only person who says they understood the joke is thumbed down.

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