That's how murders happen. Never enter a stranger's house, and if they ask why or threaten to complain, tell them it's against company policy.

That's what you get when you play on the company clock.

When they said to follow your head, that isn't what they meant.

I will never understand how people can have sex with someone they literally made eye contact with two seconds prior. Saying, "They're two consenting adults", or "As long as they used protection" is getting old. It's none of my business and I know it happens every day, but damn! It is something I could never see myself doing out of fear and disgust.

You might have made the right call if they wanted you to receive the package instead of delivering yours.

You’re lucky your bones weren’t made into wind chimes.

I mean, as much as I get the temptation, surely you must realise porn isn't real life?

Are you sure this wasn’t a dream from watching too many pornos?!?

Both parties are at fault here. She shouldn't have answered the door naked or invited you in (why would she do that with her husband there? Guess she wanted a threesome?), and you shouldn't have accepted the offer since you were on the clock.

Hey you’re supposed to deliver service with a smile!