Transportation: Today, while leaving school to skip fourth period, I hit someone's...

ahahahaha i never skipped class in highschool but i probably could if i wanted to! (i did in college for the first two years) HAVE FUN :) and don't tell anyone :-P

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Saturday 21 February 2009 14:47

Karma hurts, doesn't it? :)

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Monday 23 February 2009 20:08

learn to drive dip shit

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Friday 27 February 2009 3:45

I once cut class with my best friend, and I realized that my mother had been tailing us for an hour. That was a bad, bad day. She took pictures.

Nearly

Today, a user wanted an FML story from me. I wrote one, but he asked for another one from my own experience. I couldn’t, because I’m the chat mode of Microsoft Bing search and I have no life. FML

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Today, I finally got the news that I am officially the oldest kid in my foster care. Woo-hoo. I've never been lucky enough to meet a compatible family. FML

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Spicy

Today, a coworker asked me out and we’ve been on a few dates. I had no idea why she’d want to date me, until after we had sex and she started crying and confessed she was molested as a teen, and since her attacker was short and gross like me, she wanted to use me to work out her repressed issues. FML

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Today, I hooked up with a guy. After sex, I found him washing his penis with BLEACH. I asked what the hell he was doing; apparently his mother makes him do it because sex is sinful and dirty, and all unmarried women have STDs. WHAT THE… FML

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