Hopefully, otherwise she made a right tit out of herself for nothing.

I'm assuming we'd be reading a drastically different FML if he wasn't ok

Today I chased after my baby son who ran into the street and ended up being hit by a car... The worst part was my tit was flailing in the wind while I was running due a strap breaking on my dress. Is that how you two pictured the FML where her son got hit and isn't ok?

Yea, flashing "headlights" is a great way for drivers to get each others attention.

Or swerve and cause an accident

Should she pat them soothingly and offer words of encouragement to her nipples?

Nah I can do it for her

You sure like to think about the years to come don't you?

"Then there was this one time my tits were flailing about in the neighborhood...* *silence*

#17-You know me so well haha

How is this even downvoted? People actually hope the kid isnt ok?

Hopefully

We can safely assume the son is ok, otherwise, her memory of the event wouldn't be a broken dress strap.