By what sex life? - 02/08/2016 06:26 - United States - Nashville

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Today, while in the shower with my boyfriend, I tried to heat things up by washing his knob with my loofa. He couldn't stop laughing and eventually laughed so hard that he slipped and fell. He now has a bruised butt while I have a missing toenail from catching his fall. Ouch. FML
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"HAHAHA! Oh, shiii—" *slips* "Honey, quick, grab on to my toenail!" "Sounds logical to me. Here I goooo!"

Kids these days! He's supposed to scrub your loofa with his knob.

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With a loofa? Ouch!!!

Rawrshi 25

I'm pretty sure OP wasn't exactly sawing back and forth, #1. I know loofahs are usually quite rough, but you'd have to really try to hurt someone with one to cause pain. I'm sure OP's boyfriend was fine. Minus the bruised bum, of course.

Kids these days! He's supposed to scrub your loofa with his knob.

Any bruised egos?

If you're trying to heat things up then you wash it with your tongue, not some stupid spongy thing. A Hummer and soapy boobs will get any guy going!!!

unless this guy is gay in which case boobs probably wont :-)

19 - Man boobs.

Oompah loofa differie do your Boyfriend damaged you...oompah loofa digory de how stupid could he be?

#6 was alluding to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by replacing Loompa with Loofah. Still isn't very funny, but that's the intention.

"HAHAHA! Oh, shiii—" *slips* "Honey, quick, grab on to my toenail!" "Sounds logical to me. Here I goooo!"

I am laughing unreasonably hard at this

All your comments are hilarious what the hell man.

You did good by trying OP, maybe next time instead of the loofa you'll take a more hands on approach.

"Hands on" I see what you did there.

Yikes. That could have gone better. But on the bright side, at least neither of you suffered worse injuries.

I would consider a missing toenail a fairly bad injury

Compared to a concussion or broken limb? Because those are equally likely when slipping in the bath, and hurt a hell of a lot more.

Unless you have a really big shower don't have sex in the shower, someone is going to get hurt!!!

loofahs are filled with bacteria. why you even own one is a question in and of itself

What would you recommend I use to shower with, #16?

Actually, if properly cared for and kept in an area that quickly dries the loofa, they're quite hygienic. Also maybe she replaces a loofa every two weeks... No sense in questioning why she owns one if she didn't mention it was from Christmas two years ago.

literally anything else, 23. 27, even if you take care of your loofah there will still be the fact that it's made from a crumpled mesh. dead skin gets stuck in there and other things get stuck on that.