By soundslikeadumbcommentersituation - 11/7/2014 20:34 - Canada - Brampton
Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML
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By  sarneeley  |  14

Dude why wouldn't you assume your neighbor might be outside too?

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  MrConcise  |  34

@42 - That's fine, it's just that pointing out overused puns like "shitty situation" is more annoying than the puns themselves. Plus I wanted to use flatulent. :)