Dude why wouldn't you assume your neighbor might be outside too?

She didn't assume anything, she was having an insane gastric distress.

I think I just found the woman of my dreams. IM me baby!

PS. I vote that it's not a big enough deal to survey for neighbors when it's time to fart in your own backyard.

I lost it at "my asshole went numb" sorry op!! sounds embarassing!

Yeah, I stopped and reread that like five times before I got to finish this one.

You should have gone somewhere farter away.

So much better than "stinky situation" puns... :D

You don't have to be so anally against repeat pun usage. They may fall flatulent, but that's what the bury--I mean, thumbs down button is for.

#18, thank you so much for reminding me to dislike your comment... I might have forgotten otherwise.

Aha nice one.

@42 - That's fine, it's just that pointing out overused puns like "shitty situation" is more annoying than the puns themselves. Plus I wanted to use flatulent. :)

Your response should have been, "top that." Then walk away.

But then the neighbors response may well have been "challenge accepted!" and then the fart wars would be on.

#21- I hope the other neighbors won't mind. Or maybe they'll join in...

28- Call of Flatulence: World at War

Just as long as her neighbor isn't Michael Moore.

"Let's play Battle-shits!"

Time to move away.

That escalated quickly

Seems legit.

Hahha that 'just so you know, i totally heard that' cough.

or maybe its the 'what the hell is this terrible smell I cant breathe' cough

Hey it's not that bad, maybe he didn't even see you and thought it was someone else.

I'm sure the neighbor knows who lives next door. Perhaps he can blame it on the dog, or a pet elephant.

When #8 said someone else, I think he was referring to possibly the other neighbors

what the hell did you eat???

We must know... cuz I have a war of my own going on at the moment

Probably some Taco Bell, that always get's people going crazy on the toilets

musta ate that beanstalk ;)

Probably Mickey D's, tasty-ish going in, explosive coming back out.

Oh that's a shitty situation. Embarrassing to the gut

Jesus Christ we need to ban that comment.

I always love it when the picture perfectly reflects the comment

I think it was because your neighbor was impressed! I mean, a cough? He was left speechless.