FML : Today, while I was waiting for the train, a woman sat next to me. Her dog jumped up between us and I started petting it. She took this to mean we were...

Today, while I was waiting for the train, a woman sat next to me. Her dog jumped up between us and I started petting it. She took this to mean we were now close enough for her to tell me in detail about her experience so far going through the menopause. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 3 August 2014 17:36 / Sweden - Kristianstad

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By allie2590 | 30

#6026956 - Sunday 3 August 2014 23:13

Don't you just love public transport?

By Pandaburr1 | 15

#6026969 - Sunday 3 August 2014 23:19

I think you're OVARY-acting

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By brainymes | 30

#6026954 - Sunday 3 August 2014 23:13

I guess you have a personable appearance? That's a plus!

By allie2590 | 30

#6026956 - Sunday 3 August 2014 23:13

Don't you just love public transport?

By ODST_Panda | 12

#6026960 - Sunday 3 August 2014 23:15

that's awkward as hell

By ghostsoul21 | 12

#6026963 - Sunday 3 August 2014 23:16

Learning something new every single day!

By UNLUCKYyY1037 | 26

#6026966 - Sunday 3 August 2014 23:18

Poor dog!!! At least you got away from her!

lord_meloetta | 20

#6027189 - Monday 4 August 2014 3:52

What?

By Pandaburr1 | 15

#6026969 - Sunday 3 August 2014 23:19

I think you're OVARY-acting

Rallred32 | 20

#6026983 - Sunday 3 August 2014 23:30

I'm not sure how to feel about this pun.

FlyingPie | 17

#6026984 - Sunday 3 August 2014 23:32

#13: I'm not sure how to feel about your reply to this pun.

Rallred32 | 20

#6026988 - Sunday 3 August 2014 23:37

@14 I don't know how to feel about you not knowing how to feel about how I feel about this pun. And to 15; that was uncalled for.

MisterEx | 28

#6027225 - Monday 4 August 2014 4:36

#13, #14, #15 - are you guys sure y'all are not going through menopause too?

tehdarkness | 21

#6028224 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 9:32

Ok, this pun was actually good. Kudos!

By Alexismaria | 15

#6026971 - Sunday 3 August 2014 23:20

"The menopause" lmao

thevelociraptor | 31

#6027220 - Monday 4 August 2014 4:32

I don't know why you are pointing out menopause... It's spelled correctly.

BSnapZ | 21

#6027235 - Monday 4 August 2014 4:41

#7 The spelling wasn't the point. The point was the use of the word "the" which made absolutely no sense.

Alexismaria | 15

#6027246 - Monday 4 August 2014 4:54

You completely missed the point. When you go through menopause, you don't call it "the menopause" just like when you're on your period, you don't call it "the period".