I guess you have a personable appearance? That's a plus!

Don't you just love public transport?

that's awkward as hell

Learning something new every single day!

Poor dog!!! At least you got away from her!

What?

I think you're OVARY-acting

I'm not sure how to feel about this pun.

#13: I'm not sure how to feel about your reply to this pun.

@14 I don't know how to feel about you not knowing how to feel about how I feel about this pun. And to 15; that was uncalled for.

#13, #14, #15 - are you guys sure y'all are not going through menopause too?

Ok, this pun was actually good. Kudos!

"The menopause" lmao

I don't know why you are pointing out menopause... It's spelled correctly.

#7 The spelling wasn't the point. The point was the use of the word "the" which made absolutely no sense.

You completely missed the point. When you go through menopause, you don't call it "the menopause" just like when you're on your period, you don't call it "the period".

Urine for a long ride.

...what does menopause have to do with urine?

You have to pee frequently.

Well, I at least found this funny..

Were you able to get away from her?

Nope. She was over OP's shoulder when this FML was being posted.

She sounds like she's barking mad.