By Lord_Nick - 04/02/2016 03:13 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, while I was taking a shit, a guy went into the next stall and narrated what he was doing in song. I'm still traumatized by his lyrics. FML
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if this is one of the most traumatic experiences you've had, count your blessings.

If it was narrated by Morgan freeman then it's fine. If not, that's creep

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I hope that I can turn back the time to make it all alright.

Super Lemon, you're no Super man. You can't turn back time.

The flash can do it too

So can Hermione Granger.

So can Doc Brown and Marty McFly

if this is one of the most traumatic experiences you've had, count your blessings.

This is totally unrelated, but I couldn't ignore it. A girl (bigirlsrockoxox is her username) messaged me saying she will commit suicide tonight. Now, I don't know her much and it might probably not even be true. But if anyone knows anything about it, or can help in anyway, it's much appreciated, you might just someone's live. Thank you

op didnt quote the lyrics. im sure they were horrific

Whoohoo free musical, you should have joined!

Well, I guess we can say his play was...Shitty. ...I'll see myself out.

The door is to your left.

If it was narrated by Morgan freeman then it's fine. If not, that's creep

What if he was jerking off?

That's a shitty situation. *hides*

You can run but you can't hide... Downvoters are ruthless

You should have joined in and made it traumatizing for him!

must resist making obvious shitty day comment

Clearly you failed.

Sounds like you've led a pretty sheltered life little lording, this is how the commoners live.

master beardface is right.

You too shall sit on the beardface council one day young Padawan.

that's an awkward sHituation to be in. ....heh.

Wow, I'm actually impressed. This shit pun's pretty original.