By djteller - 25/04/2009 00:13 - Israel

Today, While I was running around the block I had this urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML
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I hate people who spit all over the floor. YDI.

Ah, how inconvenient. I'm sure she was in fact impressed. Imagine how many envelopes you could seal with that amount of saliva!

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YDI for trying to impress someone. If you noticed the pattern, when you try to impress someone, it always blows right back up in your face.

YDI for spitting, I am evolved and do not spit

It's like that scene in Harry Potter and the goblet of fire where Harry spurts out his drink at Cho! xD

I hate people who spit all over the floor. YDI.

Ah, how inconvenient. I'm sure she was in fact impressed. Imagine how many envelopes you could seal with that amount of saliva!

If OP was running behind the girl, how could she see him TRYIN to impress her? Most people don't turn around while running...(because they might fall)

It's not always a bad thing to make a goofy first impression. Just don't be a dick even though some girls might enjoy that.

Swallow your spit like a normal human being instead of trying to share it with everyone else. Spitting is disgusting and YDI just for that.

Talk about literally drooling over someone . Hahahahahahahahahah .

Spitting is really, really gross. Just swallow it!

But #9 that's gay

You were drooling at her hotness. I'd be impressed.