FML : Today, While I was running around the block I had this urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her,...

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Today, While I was running around the block I had this urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML

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By djteller - / Saturday 25 April 2009 00:13 / Israel

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By skyle_fml | 0

#141479 - Saturday 25 April 2009 09:08

I hate people who spit all over the floor. YDI.

By CaptainJellyBean | 0

#141483 - Saturday 25 April 2009 09:09

Ah, how inconvenient. I'm sure she was in fact impressed. Imagine how many envelopes you could seal with that amount of saliva!

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By designedlikedice | 0

#141467 - Saturday 25 April 2009 09:04

YDI for trying to impress someone. If you noticed the pattern, when you try to impress someone, it always blows right back up in your face.

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zach055 | 21

#969555 - Sunday 28 March 2010 12:44

YDI for spitting, I am evolved and do not spit

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ntherewas1 | 11

#3475330 - Sunday 23 October 2011 08:39

It's like that scene in Harry Potter and the goblet of fire where Harry spurts out his drink at Cho! xD

By skyle_fml | 0

#141479 - Saturday 25 April 2009 09:08

I hate people who spit all over the floor. YDI.

By CaptainJellyBean | 0

#141483 - Saturday 25 April 2009 09:09

Ah, how inconvenient. I'm sure she was in fact impressed. Imagine how many envelopes you could seal with that amount of saliva!

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softball_nerd_24 | 10

#5985857 - Monday 23 June 2014 07:22

If OP was running behind the girl, how could she see him TRYIN to impress her? Most people don't turn around while running...(because they might fall)

By aznleft4dead | 0

#141486 - Saturday 25 April 2009 09:11

haha high five

By 24788 | 5

#141490 - Saturday 25 April 2009 09:12

It's not always a bad thing to make a goofy first impression. Just don't be a dick even though some girls might enjoy that.

By ambisaurus | 0

#141494 - Saturday 25 April 2009 09:13

hahah at #3

By missus_butter | 0

#141508 - Saturday 25 April 2009 09:17

Swallow your spit like a normal human being instead of trying to share it with everyone else. Spitting is disgusting and YDI just for that.

By Madalena_fml | 0

#141524 - Saturday 25 April 2009 09:25

Talk about literally drooling over someone . Hahahahahahahahahah .

By bedspring_kiss54 | 0

#141548 - Saturday 25 April 2009 09:42

Spitting is really, really gross. Just swallow it!

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legoman213579 | 13

#6234597 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 02:24

But #9 that's gay

By Thassodar | 0

#141550 - Saturday 25 April 2009 09:43

You were drooling at her hotness. I'd be impressed.

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