Today, While I was running around the block I had this urge to...

By djteller - 25/4/2009 00:13 - Israel

Today, While I was running around the block I had this urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML

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By skyle_fml | 0

#141479 - Saturday 25 April 2009 9:08

I hate people who spit all over the floor. YDI.

By CaptainJellyBean | 0

#141483 - Saturday 25 April 2009 9:09

Ah, how inconvenient. I'm sure she was in fact impressed. Imagine how many envelopes you could seal with that amount of saliva!

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By designedlikedice | 0

#141467 - Saturday 25 April 2009 9:04

YDI for trying to impress someone. If you noticed the pattern, when you try to impress someone, it always blows right back up in your face.

zach055 | 23

#969555 - Sunday 28 March 2010 0:44

YDI for spitting, I am evolved and do not spit

ntherewas1 | 11

#3475330 - Sunday 23 October 2011 8:39

It's like that scene in Harry Potter and the goblet of fire where Harry spurts out his drink at Cho! xD

By skyle_fml | 0

#141479 - Saturday 25 April 2009 9:08

I hate people who spit all over the floor. YDI.

By CaptainJellyBean | 0

#141483 - Saturday 25 April 2009 9:09

Ah, how inconvenient. I'm sure she was in fact impressed. Imagine how many envelopes you could seal with that amount of saliva!

softball_nerd_24 | 10

#5985857 - Monday 23 June 2014 19:22

If OP was running behind the girl, how could she see him TRYIN to impress her? Most people don't turn around while running...(because they might fall)