Today, While I was running around the block I had this urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML
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skyle_fml
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I hate people who spit all over the floor. YDI.
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CaptainJellyBean
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Ah, how inconvenient. I'm sure she was in fact impressed. Imagine how many envelopes you could seal with that amount of saliva!
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designedlikedice
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YDI for trying to impress someone. If you noticed the pattern, when you try to impress someone, it always blows right back up in your face.
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zach055
| 23
YDI for spitting, I am evolved and do not spit
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ntherewas1
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It's like that scene in Harry Potter and the goblet of fire where Harry spurts out his drink at Cho! xD
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skyle_fml
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I hate people who spit all over the floor. YDI.
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CaptainJellyBean
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Ah, how inconvenient. I'm sure she was in fact impressed. Imagine how many envelopes you could seal with that amount of saliva!
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softball_nerd_24
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If OP was running behind the girl, how could she see him TRYIN to impress her? Most people don't turn around while running...(because they might fall)
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aznleft4dead
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haha high five
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24788
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It's not always a bad thing to make a goofy first impression. Just don't be a dick even though some girls might enjoy that.
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ambisaurus
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hahah at #3
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missus_butter
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Swallow your spit like a normal human being instead of trying to share it with everyone else. Spitting is disgusting and YDI just for that.
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Madalena_fml
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Talk about literally drooling over someone . Hahahahahahahahahah .
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bedspring_kiss54
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Spitting is really, really gross. Just swallow it!
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legoman213579
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But #9 that's gay
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Thassodar
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You were drooling at her hotness. I'd be impressed.