FML : Today, while I was babysitting, the toddler was feeding me banana slices from her tray while I was cutting up clay for her to mold. It was all fine until...

Today, while I was babysitting, the toddler was feeding me banana slices from her tray while I was cutting up clay for her to mold. It was all fine until she shoved something hard and crunchy into my mouth. I immediately spat it out into my hand. It was a dead cricket she found on the floor. FML

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By storyofmylife / Sunday 15 March 2009 02:27 / United States

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By Tomfish3000 | 0

#32628 - Sunday 15 March 2009 12:05

That is absolutely disgusting. Eugh, I feel for you.

By ninjaxprincess89 | 0

#32733 - Sunday 15 March 2009 14:33

and i wouldve gotten arrested cuz that baby wouldve been slapped

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By Tomfish3000 | 0

#32628 - Sunday 15 March 2009 12:05

That is absolutely disgusting. Eugh, I feel for you.

RyGan | 0

#1007018 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 18:25

Did you jump ? ( im horrible at puns )

lovelylittleme | 0

#2796607 - Friday 1 July 2011 7:57

Why was SHE feeding YOU?

glutgyoogle | 6

#2948795 - Friday 22 July 2011 5:23

That is why the babysitter feeds the child. Not the other way around....

By ima_krackerr | 0

#32631 - Sunday 15 March 2009 12:12

ewwwwwww... wow that's nasty. I'm sorry

By ulliellax | 0

#32633 - Sunday 15 March 2009 12:15

LOL
and thats why you should always look at what you eat before eating it...

but eww
thats nasty, a cricket :X

livinthefridge13 | 1

#2669591 - Monday 13 June 2011 5:36

No it was shoved in her mouth. hehe...

By Nap_fml | 0

#32659 - Sunday 15 March 2009 13:00

crickets are just about the healthiest (and according to some, most tasty) bugs there are.

Chocolate_Chunk | 2

#1000667 - Friday 21 May 2010 15:09

That's like saying "cat shits are just about the healthiest (and according to some, most tasty) shits there are"

xoxo56836757xoxo | 0

#1005033 - Monday 24 May 2010 6:56

ahaha truee

lilflake | 0

#1460966 - Sunday 26 September 2010 19:07

how would u know that did u try it

Link5794 | 16

#4870526 - Tuesday 28 August 2012 18:46

Insects have chitinous exoskeletons,crab have chitinous exoskeletons, crabs are delicious, therefore insects are delicious.

By Tehalon | 0

#32671 - Sunday 15 March 2009 13:28

You shouldnt spit out your food! They would commit murder in Africa for a nice dead cricket! :P

By kimora_fml | 0

#32673 - Sunday 15 March 2009 13:29

atleast it wasnt a roach? but its still disgusting!!!!

By plethora | 3

#32692 - Sunday 15 March 2009 13:45

#4, yes, but you don't eat something picked up off the floor having been dead for an indeterminate amount of time, no matter the nutritional content.

By cprompt | 0

#32699 - Sunday 15 March 2009 13:51

All we know is that the cricket was dead after it was removed from your mouth. We can't be certain it was dead when it was placed into your mouth.

By whatsarahsaid | 0

#32731 - Sunday 15 March 2009 14:31

Oh, God, I got the heeby jeebies after reading this.

By ninjaxprincess89 | 0

#32733 - Sunday 15 March 2009 14:33

and i wouldve gotten arrested cuz that baby wouldve been slapped

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