By storyofmylife - 15/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, while I was babysitting, the toddler was feeding me banana slices from her tray while I was cutting up clay for her to mold. It was all fine until she shoved something hard and crunchy into my mouth. I immediately spat it out into my hand. It was a dead cricket she found on the floor. FML
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That is absolutely disgusting. Eugh, I feel for you.

and i wouldve gotten arrested cuz that baby wouldve been slapped

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That is absolutely disgusting. Eugh, I feel for you.

Did you jump ? ( im horrible at puns )

Why was SHE feeding YOU?

That is why the babysitter feeds the child. Not the other way around....

ewwwwwww... wow that's nasty. I'm sorry

LOL and thats why you should always look at what you eat before eating it... but eww thats nasty, a cricket :X

No it was shoved in her mouth. hehe...

crickets are just about the healthiest (and according to some, most tasty) bugs there are.

That's like saying "cat shits are just about the healthiest (and according to some, most tasty) shits there are"

how would u know that did u try it

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Insects have chitinous exoskeletons,crab have chitinous exoskeletons, crabs are delicious, therefore insects are delicious.

You shouldnt spit out your food! They would commit murder in Africa for a nice dead cricket! :P

atleast it wasnt a roach? but its still disgusting!!!!

#4, yes, but you don't eat something picked up off the floor having been dead for an indeterminate amount of time, no matter the nutritional content.

All we know is that the cricket was dead after it was removed from your mouth. We can't be certain it was dead when it was placed into your mouth.

Oh, God, I got the heeby jeebies after reading this.

and i wouldve gotten arrested cuz that baby wouldve been slapped