Today, while I was babysitting, the toddler was feeding me banana slices from her tray while I was cutting up clay for her to mold. It was all fine until she shoved something hard and crunchy into my mouth. I immediately spat it out into my hand. It was a dead cricket she found on the floor. FML
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Tomfish3000
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That is absolutely disgusting. Eugh, I feel for you.
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ninjaxprincess89
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and i wouldve gotten arrested cuz that baby wouldve been slapped
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Tomfish3000
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That is absolutely disgusting. Eugh, I feel for you.
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RyGan
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Did you jump ? ( im horrible at puns )
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lovelylittleme
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Why was SHE feeding YOU?
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glutgyoogle
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That is why the babysitter feeds the child. Not the other way around....
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ima_krackerr
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ewwwwwww... wow that's nasty. I'm sorry
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ulliellax
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LOL
and thats why you should always look at what you eat before eating it...
but eww
thats nasty, a cricket :X
and thats why you should always look at what you eat before eating it...
but eww
thats nasty, a cricket :X
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livinthefridge13
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No it was shoved in her mouth. hehe...
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Nap_fml
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crickets are just about the healthiest (and according to some, most tasty) bugs there are.
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Chocolate_Chunk
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That's like saying "cat shits are just about the healthiest (and according to some, most tasty) shits there are"
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xoxo56836757xoxo
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ahaha truee
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lilflake
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how would u know that did u try it
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Link5794
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Insects have chitinous exoskeletons,crab have chitinous exoskeletons, crabs are delicious, therefore insects are delicious.
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Tehalon
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You shouldnt spit out your food! They would commit murder in Africa for a nice dead cricket! :P
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kimora_fml
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atleast it wasnt a roach? but its still disgusting!!!!
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plethora
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#4, yes, but you don't eat something picked up off the floor having been dead for an indeterminate amount of time, no matter the nutritional content.
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cprompt
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All we know is that the cricket was dead after it was removed from your mouth. We can't be certain it was dead when it was placed into your mouth.
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whatsarahsaid
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Oh, God, I got the heeby jeebies after reading this.
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ninjaxprincess89
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and i wouldve gotten arrested cuz that baby wouldve been slapped