By Pooping - 29/08/2012 19:19 - Canada - Aldergrove

Today, while I was at work, a coworker began ranting about his theory that the government is going to create a disease that sterilises everyone, and use the antidote to control the population. I was just trying to take a crap in the stall next to him. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

A interesting thing to discuss while doing the daily push. He could be onto something.

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305Miami 0

Atleast you werent bored while on the crapper

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

People who talk in bathrooms are so awkward...

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TheMathMajor 26

It's kind of like when your gynecologist tries to talk to you when she's down there making sure your lady parts are healthy and what not. I guess that's slightly more awkward.

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Not sure if the ladies have the golden rule in bathrooms like us guys do, but I hate it when some guy stands at the urinal right next to me, breaking the "every other urinal" personal space rule.

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TheMathMajor 26

If I was a guy I would pee in the stall.

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klovely22 13

110- We don't really need rules. It's common sense.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Yeah, we learned that he's a tin foil hat-wearing conspiracy theorist.

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Chill_Turtle95 3

Isn't that still learning? OP got to know how the mind of a co-worker functions.

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TheDrifter 23

Oryx and Crake must be a favorite of his. But the jokes on him, we all know the corporations won't turn over the REAL antidote without conditions. Now to make a new foil hat before they track me down again.

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emeraldisle 30

Seems like he's been wanting to share that with someone for a while.

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KiddNYC1O 20

This certainly calls for a fart war.

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FuzzyJack 15

Ah man, I love these kind of conversations/discussions. But not on the toilet.

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