Today, while I was at my girlfriend's house, I picked up her cat and held him like he was baby Simba. Apparently he didn't enjoy that, because he managed...

By Rafiki - 22/2/2010 03:14 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's house, I picked up her cat and held him like he was baby Simba. Apparently he didn't enjoy that, because he managed to somehow leap out of my hands and attach himself to my chest, claws extended. I now have four one-inch-long gashes on my chest. FML

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By coolster56 | 0

#881675 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:04

that's sorta cute next time don't lift cats

By Djlatino | 0

#881686 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:07

Simba wasn't very happy

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By coolster56 | 0

#881675 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:04

that's sorta cute next time don't lift cats

chromeLegend | 0

#881689 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:08

Don't mess with the Lion King.

im2good25 | 0

#881783 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:45

cat > you

Vayant | 0

#881789 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:49

That's why you buy a dog.

kolly38 | 0

#881898 - Monday 22 February 2010 11:56

YDI. BE MORE CAREFUL AND STOP ACTING STUPID.

ImaginaryFoe | 0

#882081 - Monday 22 February 2010 13:21

YDI. Stop trying everything you see on MLIA and have some originality.

pongmaster | 0

#882097 - Monday 22 February 2010 13:35

kick that cat a new face

iSwag | 0

#882116 - Monday 22 February 2010 13:47

ouch...he obviously didn't feel worthy enough to be the king

RIKANA | 0

#882131 - Monday 22 February 2010 14:00

well said!

RI

_swimcutie_ | 0

#882203 - Monday 22 February 2010 14:52

that sucks..ouchh..

DllnBro | 0

#882273 - Monday 22 February 2010 15:54

i call bs. cats have more than one claw on each paw u douche. it would be like 20 scratches. anyone thats ever owned a cat knows this

ipwnallmen | 10

#882330 - Monday 22 February 2010 16:11

agrees with 4. at least this didnt end with a ceiling fan......

whataloadofbull | 0

#882617 - Monday 22 February 2010 18:59

Estoy de acuerdo con la respuesta de #80.
I believe I read a paraphrased version of this FML before on both MLIA and FML.

supastarr | 0

#882807 - Monday 22 February 2010 20:34

(Cat: 1) (You: 0)

DravensMommy | 0

#882929 - Monday 22 February 2010 21:31

^This

valdezadair | 0

#883112 - Monday 22 February 2010 23:22

I can hear the circle of life in the background

bombermanpyr | 0

#883928 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 3:09

me > cat > you

ILikePopCorn | 0

#884071 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 3:54

#35. WIN! nothin more to say.

M4V3R1CKR13 | 0

#884216 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 4:39

In Soviet Russia You dont hold cat, cat hold you

shanster | 3

#884331 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 5:14

That's what you get for trying to re-enact those dumb MLIA posts.

iSwag | 0

#884784 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:11

lmao 136 FTW

cookiepenguin | 0

#887915 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 7:34

simba was pissed

marymarymaryyy | 0

#1041771 - Thursday 24 June 2010 19:34

dude, your awesome!
baby Simba.
haha :D

By clumsyjazzy | 0

#881684 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:07

awww! it's okay though!!! u'll b okay!

By Djlatino | 0

#881686 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:07

Simba wasn't very happy

Eddie_Paints | 0

#881694 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:09

YDI for holding the cat wrong!

inconvienentgurl | 0

#882396 - Monday 22 February 2010 16:30

Think on the bright side...you won't do something that stupid ever again if you don't want to get scratched!!

sakinxdevil | 0

#884612 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 7:18

hahaha... watch this... SIMB what the f OOOOWW

By chikiitaaa | 0

#881691 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:08

cats r evil. I hate them.

BigSmiles7 | 0

#881695 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:09

noo they're adorable :)
sucks for op though

Shokz992 | 0

#881707 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:14

Better than dogs <.<

Well, they're smarter, anyway, and considering their brains are smaller, Dogs must be pretty stupid...

EllyH | 0

#881762 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:35

cats are wonderful, and cats (generally) only treat people badly if they deserves it!

I'm sure the cat gived the OP all kind of body signals that he/she didn't want to be held like Simba.. so, YDI.

Vayant | 0

#881793 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:50

#13

Then why are dogs more loyal and nicknamed "Man's Best Friend"? Cats just think they own the house, and require more shit like scratching posts and litter boxes, or else they rip up your couch or piss all over your room.

MadeOfAwesome | 1

#881863 - Monday 22 February 2010 11:10

Pshh, like dogs don't think they own the house, barking all the time when they hear someone coming in. Personally, I'd rather give a cat a litterbox and clean it up later, than having to take the dog out for walks everyday. Cats are so easy. And, you can train them to not mess up the furniture. I have four cats, and as kittens they would climb on and scratch everything, but they know better now.

Osakhomen | 0

#881895 - Monday 22 February 2010 11:51

Yeah, with litter boxes, your house ends up smelling like one. And what wrong with a little fresh air with walking the dog? A lot of animals are 'easier' to take care of... doesn't make them better pets.

Bamfy_McBamf | 0

#881903 - Monday 22 February 2010 12:03

id say dogs are more work at the worst of times but more fun at the best of times cats are like a bit less work but a bit less fun

Free_Hugs10 | 0

#882182 - Monday 22 February 2010 14:42

Cats are pretty dumb animals. They're no fun. They never play with you and aren't very good at showing affection. Dogs are much more affectionate and always make you feel like you've got a friend around. And plus, they help you exercise by taking them out for walks.

Starfire22 | 5

#882201 - Monday 22 February 2010 14:50

Dogs are the best! they are superaffectionate, super loyal and always make you feel loved! Now cats are ok, and they are good if you don't have a lot of time and need an independent animal... but IMO dogs rock!

DerangedFox | 0

#882627 - Monday 22 February 2010 19:10

Ahh, the great battle of cats vs dogs...

ChihiruLee | 0

#882640 - Monday 22 February 2010 19:18

I'm going to ask why it even matters. Cats are useful for people who don't have a lot of time. I have owned cats and they have been just as cuddly and affectionate as dogs. You just have to give it a lot of affection as a kitten or pick one with a good temperament. But that said, if your house smells like kitty litter then you aren't cleaning it out enough, also using baking soda gets rid of the smell. I also own dogs and love to take them for walks. Dogs and cats are not comparable, due to the fact they offer two different relationships, the independent, affectionate cat and the needy dog.

By itsfaithbabyy | 0

#881697 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:09

hahhaha owchhhh ;( that's happened to me before

By emo_fail_child | 0

#881701 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:11

it sexy it's a war mark ^_^

By astro2 | 0

#881704 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:12

i say its about time to buy a dog, a dog that loves the taste of cat

By SammDrummer14 | 0

#881708 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:14

that sucksss. ydi because cats suck nd you shouldn't be anywhere near them

Shokz992 | 0

#881712 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:16

*stabby stabby stab stab*

...I'm going to prison for a long time, aren't I? Curse you fluffles!

By Just_Me_143 | 0

#881709 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:14

I guess he showed you who was king.

By LBOC | 0

#881717 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:17

Today, Kaylee's stupid ass boy-toy picked me up and acted like I was Simba.... Good thing is: I jumped out of that mother-F***ers hands and onto his chest. Bad thing? It wasn't on his face. FML

Shokz992 | 0

#881752 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:30

It's alright, you'll gedd'im next time :D

Crush89 | 0

#881753 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:30

19 is the winner.