FML : Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By kmyltd / Wednesday 14 September 2016 06:18 / Australia - Mount Eliza

Intimacy

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By Georgia2016 | 15

#6698111 - Sunday 2 October 2016 03:03

I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't do the same...

By persephone217 | 21

#6698112 - Sunday 2 October 2016 03:04

looks like you found your sweet spot =]

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By Scientedifc | 6

#6697510 - Saturday 1 October 2016 05:34

So you're triggered by doughnuts? I never knew that doughnuts would be taken to an extreme.

elainebarish | 8

#6698277 - Sunday 2 October 2016 10:39

You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

By Georgia2016 | 15

#6698111 - Sunday 2 October 2016 03:03

I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't do the same...

By persephone217 | 21

#6698112 - Sunday 2 October 2016 03:04

looks like you found your sweet spot =]

tin_cup | 27

#6698796 - Tuesday 4 October 2016 02:27

What's your sweet spot??

akostyszyn15 | 15

#6699232 - Wednesday 5 October 2016 04:36

that is actually the most amazing joke I've ever heard

By TXfmylifer | 10

#6698118 - Sunday 2 October 2016 03:19

Tell your boyfriend he got outperformed by *the thought* of a doughnut. He'll either rise to the challenge or leave you open for options.

By imabat | 14

#6698119 - Sunday 2 October 2016 03:20

I don't see how that's a bad thing.

By DanaeZee | 15

#6698120 - Sunday 2 October 2016 03:21

Who wouldn't?

By Midnitethud | 3

#6698121 - Sunday 2 October 2016 03:25

Cream filled?

By tigeresscrazy | 12

#6698122 - Sunday 2 October 2016 03:25

Op at least you didn't orgasm while thinking about another guy

By cuz803 | 31

#6698125 - Sunday 2 October 2016 03:28

Maybe doughnuts and sex will be a great combination for you ;)

By Eleora | 19

#6698126 - Sunday 2 October 2016 03:30

I don't see how this is an FML... it just sounds like a good time. lmao ;D

cuz803 | 31

#6698131 - Sunday 2 October 2016 03:36

In OP's repertoire it was

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