By wickedbeauty333 - 26/09/2012 22:54 - United States - Katy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except when he did he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 557
You deserved it 4 194

Same thing different taste

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chunkalicious 7

Did you like it? I would have liked it.


chunkalicious 7

Did you like it? I would have liked it.

Look his penis in the eye, and say "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

ninjawatcher 2

He doesn't deserve an insult like that.

During sex: "I've got a problem here." "Eject!" "I can hold it..." "Pull out!" "No! I'm all ri--AAH!!"

perdix 29

She probably would have preferred some cheese.

Very horny he is, **** you he must... Hmmhhmhm ( yoda giggle )

Call his penis a scruffy looking nerf-herder

Well at least it would give him a good rhythm to follow...

bossroyd 4

I read this comment while in a quiet library and had the biggest LOL in history. Now people are staring at me

Lol, that's pretty funny. I would've laughed! Hmm...if I ever get laid I hope to do something cool like this!!

I didn't hit skins until I was 24. Never too late, I suppose. I would begin to be concerned if 4 was past 40.

TheDrifter 23

Silly boyfriend. Everyone knows the imperial march is foreplay music.

Yeah, Duel of the Fates would have been more appropriate, I think.

I am 1000% going to do this to my girlfriend. I already make Wookiee noises constantly, so this will just make everything perfect. It helps that she's a Trekkie ;)

Uhmm arent star trekk and star wars different?

Yes they are, but that doesn't mean someone can only like one or the other. They are both science fiction.

29, that's the point. It allows for maximum botheration.

hawright 13

Ha ha, my wife and I are exactly the same. I love talking "yoda" to her.

HeyArnold91 8

Role play spices things up, you should join in with him

Why am I picturing storm trooper sperm...?

No don't think that, StormTroopers never hit their target. :(

darawbs 0

Wouldn't that be good for OP?!?

astralvagan 20

Am I the only one picturing Womb Wars? Personally I think that's hilarious and I have heard of much worse to be said when ejaculating..... Like another woman's name js

LittleGreenPaola 23

Having a Star Wars addicted boyfriend is not a bad thing at all! You should appreciate it. And if you have never done it, watch the entire saga