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You should have chewbacca moaned back.

Did you like it? I would have liked it.

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Did you like it? I would have liked it.

Look his penis in the eye, and say "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

He doesn't deserve an insult like that.

During sex: "I've got a problem here." "Eject!" "I can hold it..." "Pull out!" "No! I'm all ri--AAH!!"

She probably would have preferred some cheese.

"Execute Order 66"

Very horny he is, fuck you he must... Hmmhhmhm ( yoda giggle )

Call his penis a scruffy looking nerf-herder

A for effort?

Well at least it would give him a good rhythm to follow...

You should have chewbacca moaned back.

^ Hilarious.

"This is Red 5. I'm going in."

"Look at the size of that thing!"

I read this comment while in a quiet library and had the biggest LOL in history. Now people are staring at me

Your photo helps that much more.

Lol, that's pretty funny. I would've laughed! Hmm...if I ever get laid I hope to do something cool like this!!

#4 - I'll be rooting for you

8- So he's a late bloomer. What of it?

I didn't hit skins until I was 24. Never too late, I suppose. I would begin to be concerned if 4 was past 40.

Silly boyfriend. Everyone knows the imperial march is foreplay music.

Yeah, Duel of the Fates would have been more appropriate, I think.

I am 1000% going to do this to my girlfriend. I already make Wookiee noises constantly, so this will just make everything perfect. It helps that she's a Trekkie ;)

Uhmm arent star trekk and star wars different?

Yes they are, but that doesn't mean someone can only like one or the other. They are both science fiction.

29, that's the point. It allows for maximum botheration.

Ha ha, my wife and I are exactly the same. I love talking "yoda" to her.

Role play spices things up, you should join in with him

Why am I picturing storm trooper sperm...?

I got the same mental picture, pew pew!

No don't think that, StormTroopers never hit their target. :(

Wouldn't that be good for OP?!?

Not unless she wanted to get pregnant.

Am I the only one picturing Womb Wars? Personally I think that's hilarious and I have heard of much worse to be said when ejaculating..... Like another woman's name js

Having a Star Wars addicted boyfriend is not a bad thing at all! You should appreciate it. And if you have never done it, watch the entire saga

Read the entire saga is more like it