Today, while having sex, I tried to kick the blanket over my feet and kneed myself in the face. FML
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the_boob
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I must've missed a few pages in the Kama Sutra =
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aardvarkish
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sex has always seemed the stage of life's life greatest blunders
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Pfrmbrzl
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idiot!
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BrookeTrueblood
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I second this ^^
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Bonbonbonbon
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bet that was a kick in the teeth
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bettadenne1
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haha faill
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You_Just_Failed
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thats impossible, unless you mean masturbating when you say having sex...
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whatchutalkinbou
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after that I guess she got
drumroll
COLD FEET
drumroll
COLD FEET
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boopityboppity
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You_Just_Failed, you just failed. Would you say, "I ate an orange," if you meant, "I ate an apple?"
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imbatman_fml
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that is impossible unless this "sex" is solo.
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rstroupe
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hahah u were on ur back!!
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joserme
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YDI for have'n feet
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hmmmummhmmm
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always practice safe solo sex.
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missASHLEYnicole
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um who said this was a guy? none of you guys know for sure.
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Rexx
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GOSH!!! FREAKIN IDIOT!!!
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Monikabug
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The OP is a FEMALE.
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Jones30
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no it isn't if it's missionary and the chick kicked it over it's possible it's called being flexible but good thing Americas getting fat and there is no such thing as flexibilty anymore
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Mruch
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suck it up and finish up.
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Yaseeher
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Rofl OP is female.
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StoryOfTheYear
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if I had been the dude when this happened I wouldve fell of the bed laughing so hard. idk if that's bad or good : P
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Daerauko
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it happened to me the other week. normally the door I opened was stiff, but one week the the springhinge to close the door was broken on one side so it just flew open! of course I didn't hit myself with the door
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tristan1001
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69 did you happen to submit a fml today ?
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Kr3tS22
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I agree with number 10^^^ way up there , if she's that clumsy, there's no way she's gettin any
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NotMeh
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lol @47
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ImaBmyLonurTees
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yeah I don't see what position that would be possible
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megamandude455
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how the hell did you knee yourself in the face? DURING sex? were you faceup? cause then that makes sense...
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edogy2
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Why did OP have to add that they were having sex?
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aardvarkish
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sex has always seemed the stage of life's life greatest blunders
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irishhh_fml
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?
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iamchuck
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What position does that happen in?
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FYLDeep
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Should have used your tail instead.
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zabava
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trying to get the mental image of how this can happen ... hmmm were you with a midget? oops, I meant little person
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waddams
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I can't imagine this either lol
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killerviral
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I Can imagine this how come I'm the only one that can
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CallMeHush
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Flexsble...
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digger21
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that's what happens when you try to go down on yourself
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zabava
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that was my other potential answer, but I in no way wanted to get that mental image
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vball_luvah
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well it's too late for that huh? and X( grosss
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MinaLovesYewhNig
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dumbas. I give this a 100 out 10. lol. retard
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BABiiRAWr
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Your so smart **Claps**
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jthottie
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damn girl^^
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boopityboppity
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Why, what did she do?
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JordynAlexis
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Sarcasm doesn't work on the Internet. Oh and it's you're. (:
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fisheatsbear
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I must be stupid because I do not understand how this happens
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playalovegame
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retarded much? how embarassing for you.