Today, while having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible that when I bend over backwards, the backs of my knees can touch my shoulders. My boyfriend is now extremely jealous and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML
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SulfurPlague
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GAY!! >.>
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SulfurPlague
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no you
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afroninjashuffle
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your a girl
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mzeemzima
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that's every guys fuckin dream... apart from fuck buddies
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DethMetal666
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118 I freaking love your fro!
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millionaire93
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dude your fro....
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jasonf00
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Um, she did say "backwards" so giving herself oral still isn't happening.
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brainsoverbeauty
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Wow! I fail to see how this is a bad thing. You can have sex anywhere in almost any position.
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yeah but if she can bend that far back, who's to say she can't bend forward enough to give her self oral? :o
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BagleHead
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her ribs say so
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Syntax_fml
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99.99% of people who can bend backwards that far cannot bend forwards anywhere near that far.
99.99% of people who can bend forwards that far cannot bend backwards anywhere near that far.
It's a this or that kind of thing. very very few people can bend both ways.
99.99% of people who can bend forwards that far cannot bend backwards anywhere near that far.
It's a this or that kind of thing. very very few people can bend both ways.
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blgjohnnyy
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98% of stats are made up on the spot...
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uberletepoon
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hey come on, only 37% of people know that
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noeryu
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and they are only right 10% of the time
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jonan1212
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we lie 46% of the time
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dirtyblond
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i ride my horse backwards 27.536% of the time
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morgan320
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I slay horses 9.87% of the day every day.
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mygreenhoodie
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about 92% of the people above me are gay
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Hockeyboy4280
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108=win
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Hockeyboy4280
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Or should I say 100% Win
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DKjazz
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In bed.
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DKjazz
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Argh, damn you! I wanted to be the C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!
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BrittyBFMV
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Lol agreed.
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mjeter86
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Stop making shit up! ever heard of a ballerina? i used to be one and all the ballerinas i knew were able to bend that far backward and forward. same with gymnasts. there are millions of people who can bend both ways. look it up before u decide to go around reporting erroneous statistics.
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katburton13
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Millions?
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Scarshadow101
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I think we might be over-exaggerating a little bit here. I don't think millions of people can bend that far one way, forget bending that far both ways.
Maybe we should all take a chill pill and go cuddle with our tutu's, 'kay?
Maybe we should all take a chill pill and go cuddle with our tutu's, 'kay?
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mintcar
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WTF? How old is your boyfriend? 12?
Its okay, you deserve someone who isn't so immature.
Its okay, you deserve someone who isn't so immature.
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mintcar
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WTF? How old is your boyfriend? 12?
Its okay, you deserve someone who isn't so immature.
Its okay, you deserve someone who isn't so immature.
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tnfan
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he sounds really guy
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you_failed
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What do you mean by this? O____ô
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Ariasmake_1
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I thinks he means "gay"
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tooFLY
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let's assume he does mean gay.... that's still a heck of a typo
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kportal69
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it's not like the a and u are right next to each other or even on the same side of the keyboard. dyslexia can't even fuck that one up.
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xX1232Xx
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could be predictive text on his iPod or iPhone o_O
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afroninjashuffle
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most likely that one. happens to me sumtimes
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meowmeowwkitty
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nice fro yo ;)
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mintcar
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WTF? How old is your boyfriend? 12?
Its okay, you deserve someone who isn't so immature.
Its okay, you deserve someone who isn't so immature.
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imperialtl
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And someone who is willing to use this new found ability to have sex with you in amazing new ways.
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tcharbs
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what an idiot
flexibility=tons of hot positions
you should find a guy with an emotional age over 5
flexibility=tons of hot positions
you should find a guy with an emotional age over 5
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cathylee22
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He should love that!! Most men would oh wait that means you are dating a boy...no wonder why he can't appreciate your flexability or use his imagination to both of your advantages!
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JokersChild310
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ha agree! hate little boys with sex insecurities!
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Keyman1212
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I would take a girl like that to pound town, this kid is ridiculous.
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cathylee22
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pound town lol...you made me giggle haha points for you!
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acelucas
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I would marry a woman like that. can anyone else do this for me?
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TexMex1993
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hey
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SamuraiCER
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Nah, need 2 kick old dude 2 the side
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guppy40000
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men like that dont they? flexible women.
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rockhound
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Yes. Yes we do.
flexibility=tons of hot positions
you should find a guy with an emotional age over 5