FML : Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart,...

Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was "I farted". Well, at least they all laughed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Mike / Wednesday 15 December 2010 11:57 /

Work

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By DaemonSadi | 0

#1848172 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 04:05

xD best presentation ever.

By DocBastard | 38

#1848219 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 04:24

The technical name for not being able to think of the correct word is um...uh...

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By DaemonSadi | 0

#1848172 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 04:05

xD best presentation ever.

All_For_Love | 0

#1848214 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 04:21

agreed. this made me smilee

sexybeastsexybea | 0

#1850064 - Thursday 16 December 2010 01:38

I always have those baint farts. hahaha

By MustBeFirst | 0

#1848173 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 04:05

first

By Geoffrx7 | 0

#1848174 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 04:05

at least you didn't shit yourself.

SeasonedLemur | 5

#1848208 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 04:19

Your granny told me you shat the bed on Saturday!

MissLizWolf | 8

#1848282 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 05:19

yeah, it's lucky he didnt have a 'brain shit' haha I kid, I kid!

Timmo_fml | 2

#1848288 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 05:22

Nah mate, I shit on your granny. Gave her a good old Cleveland Steamer. She loved it.

fakeaccountX | 6

#1849916 - Thursday 16 December 2010 12:58

Alabama Hotpockets are the way to go.

By unicornscankill | 0

#1848180 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 04:08

I wish I worked with you.... that would have been so funny.

kellykerplunkksl | 0

#1848212 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 04:21

You're only thirteen...

Zmeilerr | 22

#1848382 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 06:04

imnutsss | 0

#1849019 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 08:47

X8PX | 5

#1849068 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 09:04

^^^

bmexoxo98 | 0

#1849185 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 09:57

3829/$,

EffinAhole | 0

#1851007 - Thursday 16 December 2010 02:11

^^^^

rnett08 | 5

#1851640 - Thursday 16 December 2010 04:30

hahaha wtf for one hes right ur 13 for two is the only thing u thought to write in ur about me when u made it was "mmm i love drawing elephants" haha

By Shadow111 | 0

#1848182 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 04:08

i guess u blanked out

By tnt227 | 4

#1848196 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 04:15

ouch FYL :( I also blank out when speaking publicly

By amerwin | 3

#1848200 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 04:16

There's nothing wrong with a little comedic "relief", even if you weren't aware that it slipped out.

gatorgurl2996 | 6

#3821903 - Monday 2 January 2012 11:17

Haha

By califormula | 0

#1848202 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 04:17

LOL!

By Doortje | 26

#1848203 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 04:17

Get ready for a big promotion!

By unluckybastard18 | 0

#1848207 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 04:18

w/e you do don't picture everyone in their underwear you say something dumber.

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