Today, while fishing my remote out from behind the couch, I found my fiancé's stash of old toenails. FML
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JuzReading
| 23
Please introduce your fiancé to a vacuum cleaner.
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flufee2
| 27
Lets be honest.. 90% of the time when you do that you find anything but the remote lol
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mazor
| 22
Yum
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Rinat_fml
| 26
Go away!!!!!
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Mystery_Unsolved
| 16
I really did not think this actually happened in life. Wow.
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noah_1234
| 24
well alot of things happen that you dont know about
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otumboo
| 10
your fiance is a freak !
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flufee2
| 27
Hahahahahah
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flufee2
| 27
Lets be honest.. 90% of the time when you do that you find anything but the remote lol
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Googolman
| 29
You couldn't have posted that in the first place instead of your original comment?
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LexiDaBae
| 17
I bet he was trying to get first comment.
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flufee2
| 27
Nahhhhh
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thefmlman2011
| 35
were you using a fishing rod?
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Puffytruffles
| 18
How else would you catch magikarp?
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JuzReading
| 23
Please introduce your fiancé to a vacuum cleaner.
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Tthug
| 34
Or a trash can. So he doesn't even have to get off the couch.
But seriously. Who does this? What are the warning signs? How do I know to stay away?
But seriously. Who does this? What are the warning signs? How do I know to stay away?
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Ichiya
| 29
I keep mine in a box under my bed.
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Axipiter
| 24
I use a piece of fishing wire and make necklaces out of them. For when I want to look pretty.
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ZY1431
| 24
Makes you wonder what else she's stashing and where...
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 52
Fiancé is male, actually. Fiancée is female. :)
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DinosaurTacoTime
| 18
If my husband had one of those he would be sharing the couch with them. Can't stand germy things.
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gracehi
| 31
Hey, you never know when a stash of old toenails will come in handy. It's just a good thing to keep around the house. I mean, what if you run out of food, and get really really REALLY hungry? Hmmm? I bet you won't think that stash of toenails is so silly then, huh?
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feven
| 32
That's just gross.
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JuggaloSimms1441
| 16
Lmao too funny! Could be trading items in the apocalypse! :)
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feven
| 32
When I first started reading this fml I thought you were going to say a stash of something else.
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octopussperm125
| 18
Fingernails?
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SillyBeanie
| 8
Well we all have our weird hobbies his is just a little gross
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vikky538
| 28
your husband caught red handed...