By ouch - 09/08/2009 01:56 - Brazil

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Today, while entering the building I live in, I walked into my neighbor who winked at me and said last night must have been great. After I asked why, he said he could hear my girlfriend moaning and screaming, and that I must be pretty good at it. I was just coming back from a week overseas. FML
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im sorry dude this is fucked. i have a brother in iraq. his gf cheated in him. i wanted to kill her. thats messed up. u dont do shit like that. dump her sorry ass and make her move out. find urself someone worth ur time. u go to seas and she fucks another guy. tell her a girl said to go rot in hell for me. thanks.

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YDI for living in Brazil.

Kumo, I just realized why you're such a shitty troll. You're a 14 year old emo kid.

Vibrator? Just trying to give her the benefit of the doubt. But yeah, probably a cheatin' hoe... lol

#37 Ahahahah, that clears things up. @OP, that really sucks, I'm sorry. :[

actually I'm 18 (: thanks for pointing that typo out.

oh wow and you're 15 years old. you're a bamf.

Who has two thumbs and loves to sha-bang your girl? NOT YOU!

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iAgree. butDamn.

What did you gf say?

FYL and get a better girlfriend.

that seriously sucks though :-/. You should get a new gf.

could be getting off

#6, That's what I was thinking, maybe she wasn't with a guy, ask her before you dump her.

Exactly my thought... that there was moaning doesn't mean any other man was involved.

It must be with a guy. If she was using a "thing" she would slow down so that it wouldnt get too loud and out of control.

#23: Why? If she's not going to care about moaning and make lots of noise when having sex, why would she care about moaning and making lots of noise when using a vibrator

Maybe she was with her "hot girlfirend"...This might be your chance to open that door .Check this angle out first. If she was with a guy, beat the fuck out of her cheating ass, throw her shit out and replace the bitch!

Why's it matter if it was a 'hot girlfriend' or boyfriend? If it is another person and not just a vibrator, she's a cheating scumbag bitch who should be dumped - regardless of what the other person happens to be.

uh. because a lot of guys would give their right arm for their girlfriend to 'cheat' on them with a girl. it's totally not the same thing from a guy's view. a girl who cheats on said guy with another guy = a cheating slut in his mind. a girl who cheats on said guy with another girl = a goddess from heaven who he's fucking lucky to be dating. hell, even i am allowed to kiss other girls, my boyfriend encourages it rofl

40: Hm. If my guy ever CHEATED (yes, it is cheating) with another guy, I would kick his ass out. I do watch gay porn, but if he doesn't want to be only my man then he is not going to get my ass. Threesome is out of the question. Faithfulness to a single partner is the basic foundation of a relationship. Yes, even if it's a kinky relationship, in the end your man/woman should want only you to be with them, and you the same. Otherwise, you're not really boyfriend and girlfriend. (If anyone feels like bitching about the possessive adjectives thing, shut up, you know what I meant: "he's my man, I'm his woman" kind of thing)

Aw, my reply never appeared, apparently. I shouldn't try to post when FML is being retarded. Anyway, 40, if I ever caught my boyfriend CHEATING (yes, it is cheating) with another man, I would kick his ass out. I watch gay porn, but if he doesn't want to be only my man then he's not going to get my ass. He can just go hang out with his man floozy instead, no threesomes. You seem to be under some strange mistunderstandment, so... Cheating is when you flirt, make out with, or sex someone up without your "boyfriend/girlfriend"* knowing and without the intent of ever telling them. Threesomes, foursomes, and orgies with other people involved along with you two don't count as cheating. Neither is just making out with some random twat/cock-brained fool while your significant other watches. *You/They obviously do not love them/you when you/they lie to them/you to lie with someone else. IE: If OP's girlfriend were cheating with a girl, there is no door to open, because she obviously doesn't love him, nor does she want his cock in her, and above all would probably intensely hate him if OP asked if he could get off to a video of them. As for you, OP: Maybe it was a vibrator? But it's difficult to confront her about it, because she could lie. Dunno, you're in quite a situation there bub. Hope it isn't another.

OH YEAH SURE, APPEAR NOW THAT I'VE POSTED AGAIN, MAKE ME LOOK STUPID... everyone just ignore that little screw up, then.

23-who cares if it gets loud?

Umm, no! Hella not true!! My bf would consider it cheating regardless of gender. Commitment is commitment.

I suggest you move after breaking up with your girlfriend - that is one creapy neighbour.

Mm, exactly what I was thinking. You and your neighbour must be quite close, otherwise that's just insanely creepy for a neighbour to say.

aww dang that sucks.

im sorry dude this is fucked. i have a brother in iraq. his gf cheated in him. i wanted to kill her. thats messed up. u dont do shit like that. dump her sorry ass and make her move out. find urself someone worth ur time. u go to seas and she fucks another guy. tell her a girl said to go rot in hell for me. thanks.

How is that in her defence, #20? If he wasn't in the military, yes that MIGHT be in her defence, but Iraq isn't a very good vacation spot. So PROBABLY he was fighting for our country.

she was saying it's NOT an excuse to cheat

I understand what you meant with this comment but the grammar mistakes and text speak made me want to take a fork to my eyes and brain...

Wait do you live with your gf? Why would she use your apartment to cheat on you?

I would assume their living together, otherwise this would be fake, no one is that stupid.... well... >.>