Today, while driving with my three year old, I was showing her the different kinds of birds. I pointed out a bright red cardinal perched in a row of hedges. She squealed as it took flight, so happy to see such a brightly colored birdie fly. Until it hit my windshield. FML
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athena3100
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That sucks
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JacksonCampbell
| 9
[insert dramatic, yet sad music here]
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lmfao_shame
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you have long fingers Jackson..
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JacksonCampbell
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If by "long fingers" you mean "long enough to cover the width of an Apple iPod 4, then yes, I have long fingers.
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jellitonoctopus
| 19
those are some long fingers. good for playing the piano.
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JacksonCampbell
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What's with everyone and my fingers? They're really not all that long.
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withgoldeneyes
| 5
maybe they just have short fingers..
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GavinRoskamp
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You have some crazy long fingers, bro...
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yak526
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doubt it, birds always have near misses:D
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Jaykayfu
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18 would love to get fingered by jackson
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auzzrage
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I once hit a bird, went to check on it and reversed over it again then was like o crap and went to drive off an hit it again and someone watched and thought I was doing it on purpose
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Jesus_Christ69
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combo breaker ? ^
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kyanisaurus
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if that's your real photo 32, I'm sure quite a few ladies (and some men?) are wishin you could plow them over a few times :D
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brycereid
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Poor bird
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salvyluv
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LOL !
more like fuck the bird's life
more like fuck the bird's life
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adam123add
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what life?
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NomOnShroomz
| 14
Ah thanks for killing my breakfast for me!
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PutItIn
| 8
the bird was obviously high
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GuessWhatKids
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Using your child to drive? Isn't that illegal?
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mollyjynxjax
| 28
Or lack thereof...
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Xtra_Cheddar
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angry birds anyone?
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Carpy
| 8
I'm glad she hit the red one. That stupid bird won't knock over shit! Where's my bomb bird?!!!
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A7X_LoVeee
| 10
Dead* birds
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atsirk
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win.
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YacL
| 15
Bet it was difficult explaining to her what the hell happened.
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Alwayspullout
| 7
not really... "Sweety, we just smoked that bird, now it's dead."
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skittles222
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I also hit a cardinal but I was on my way back to college. I cried for a half hour in the car. It can be extremely traumatic, I'm so sorry for you and your kid :(
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ImmortalKratos
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lmao!!!
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Carpy
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Wow, um, oversensitive much?
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similies06
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some people love all living creatures and it hurts them to see one dead, or imagine they could have killed hem. it isn't oversensitive it is having a heart for the creatures that you SHARE the planet with, but I'm sire you don't care.
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BigWiggly
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I am "sire" you don't care that you spelled "sure" wrong.
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chimcharx3
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my dad hit a seagull and it exploded
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imneverhigh8p
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haha
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borichick1
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that's so messed up and gross
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scarletdragonfly
| 5
Holy shit, dude! Now THAT's traumatizing.
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chrisvilla
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Ha! thats freakin hilarious
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kittykat1501
| 31
Mowwow( that means hi or that's hilarious)
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teamkakashi
| 18
I shouldn't be laughing so hard xD
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XxMaseratiGurlxX
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thats epic..
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JokinglySerious
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indubitably
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fatalkiss
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Ss...ouch. That's life: full of beauty & pain.
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Livinia
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Your daughter's probably mentally scarred mow.
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Livinia
| 11
*now
more like fuck the bird's life