FML : Today, while driving with my three year old, I was showing her the different kinds of birds. I pointed out a bright red cardinal perched in a row of hedges....

Today, while driving with my three year old, I was showing her the different kinds of birds. I pointed out a bright red cardinal perched in a row of hedges. She squealed as it took flight, so happy to see such a brightly colored birdie fly. Until it hit my windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Whoops - / Monday 6 June 2011 01:44 / United States

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By Xtra_Cheddar | 3

#2628955 - Monday 6 June 2011 8:58

angry birds anyone?

By salvyluv | 0

#2628943 - Monday 6 June 2011 8:57

LOL !
more like fuck the bird's life

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By athena3100 | 9

#2628887 - Monday 6 June 2011 8:53

That sucks

JacksonCampbell | 9

#2628930 - Monday 6 June 2011 8:56

[insert dramatic, yet sad music here]

lmfao_shame | 9

#2628994 - Monday 6 June 2011 9:01

you have long fingers Jackson..

JacksonCampbell | 9

#2629009 - Monday 6 June 2011 9:03

If by "long fingers" you mean "long enough to cover the width of an Apple iPod 4, then yes, I have long fingers.

jellitonoctopus | 19

#2629131 - Monday 6 June 2011 9:25

those are some long fingers. good for playing the piano.

JacksonCampbell | 9

#2629146 - Monday 6 June 2011 9:28

What's with everyone and my fingers? They're really not all that long.

withgoldeneyes | 5

#2629204 - Monday 6 June 2011 9:36

maybe they just have short fingers..

GavinRoskamp | 0

#2629280 - Monday 6 June 2011 9:55

You have some crazy long fingers, bro...

yak526 | 0

#2629447 - Monday 6 June 2011 10:42

doubt it, birds always have near misses:D

Jaykayfu | 0

#2629610 - Monday 6 June 2011 11:53

18 would love to get fingered by jackson

auzzrage | 1

#2629760 - Monday 6 June 2011 12:19

I once hit a bird, went to check on it and reversed over it again then was like o crap and went to drive off an hit it again and someone watched and thought I was doing it on purpose

Jesus_Christ69 | 0

#2630002 - Monday 6 June 2011 13:19

combo breaker ? ^

kyanisaurus | 0

#2630318 - Monday 6 June 2011 14:45

if that's your real photo 32, I'm sure quite a few ladies (and some men?) are wishin you could plow them over a few times :D

By brycereid | 0

#2628905 - Monday 6 June 2011 8:54

Poor bird

By salvyluv | 0

#2628943 - Monday 6 June 2011 8:57

LOL !
more like fuck the bird's life

adam123add | 0

#2629036 - Monday 6 June 2011 9:07

what life?

NomOnShroomz | 14

#2632834 - Monday 6 June 2011 22:09

Ah thanks for killing my breakfast for me!

PutItIn | 8

#2634818 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 5:24

the bird was obviously high

GuessWhatKids | 13

#2635484 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 5:53

Using your child to drive? Isn't that illegal?

mollyjynxjax | 28

#5505600 - Friday 24 May 2013 23:49

Or lack thereof...

By Xtra_Cheddar | 3

#2628955 - Monday 6 June 2011 8:58

angry birds anyone?

Carpy | 8

#2630235 - Monday 6 June 2011 14:24

I'm glad she hit the red one. That stupid bird won't knock over shit! Where's my bomb bird?!!!

A7X_LoVeee | 10

#2632876 - Monday 6 June 2011 22:15

Dead* birds

atsirk | 0

#2640963 - Wednesday 8 June 2011 7:38

win.

By YacL | 15

#2628965 - Monday 6 June 2011 8:59

Bet it was difficult explaining to her what the hell happened.

Alwayspullout | 7

#2630878 - Monday 6 June 2011 16:30

not really... "Sweety, we just smoked that bird, now it's dead."

By skittles222 | 0

#2628966 - Monday 6 June 2011 8:59

I also hit a cardinal but I was on my way back to college. I cried for a half hour in the car. It can be extremely traumatic, I'm so sorry for you and your kid :(

ImmortalKratos | 0

#2629552 - Monday 6 June 2011 11:34

lmao!!!

Carpy | 8

#2630253 - Monday 6 June 2011 14:31

Wow, um, oversensitive much?

similies06 | 0

#2632722 - Monday 6 June 2011 21:55

some people love all living creatures and it hurts them to see one dead, or imagine they could have killed hem. it isn't oversensitive it is having a heart for the creatures that you SHARE the planet with, but I'm sire you don't care.