By me - 21/02/2012 23:56 - United States

Today, while driving, I slowed down and made sure I safely went by a pedestrian, and in the process rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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ninjuh_wingman 29
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Thats why you should also pay attention to other cars.

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MadameMiller 6
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Must have been a very attractive pedestrian to distract you that much. ;)

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Wandering_Ninja 8
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I'm an excellent driver.

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CheckItOutItsYou 7
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Cool story bro

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CareFace 16
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Since when would a ninja need to drive...? And I cannot comprehend how you can let a pedestrian get by safely and rear-end someone, were they beside O.P? Or behind...? Couldn't of been in front, otherwise they would of been sandwiched between two cars... I don't want to live on this planet anymore. -_-

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jtthegr8 26
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Maybe you should teach OP to drive

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pyromania21 0
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u son of a bitch that was me haha jk jk wouldn't that be great tho

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Wandering_Ninja 8
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Y U NO GET MOVIE QUOTE?

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FMLephant 2
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Rainman.

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MileyCyrusIsHot 5
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aww no one got it...

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DJRhetorical 4
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Boo to everyone thumbing down a rain man reference.

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ninjuh_wingman 29
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Thats why you should also pay attention to other cars.

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CheckItOutItsYou 7
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Not the problem here, it wasn't OPs fault.

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abbybailey204 19
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#15 ya it was. Rear end crashes are always the person who did the rear ending. So in this case, it kinda is OP's fault, even though they were trying to avoid a pedestrian

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CrassKal 27
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#34 That's not true. What if the person in front stopped suddenly without warning?

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xSundae 6
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42- Technically 'you're'(the driver in behind) is still at fault. You should be a safe distance behind the driver, not up his ass. What if he or she had a heart attack? Or suddenly hit ice? You should be far enough behind to be able to move out of the way instead of hitting them.

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xSundae 6
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34- I was at a gas station once and the person put their car in reverse, backed into me, and tried to blame me for getting gas. I was out of my car, and pumping gas. They almost believed him, until I asked to see the security tape.

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capnbzarr 43
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Yeah... if OP can't pay attention to more than one moving object at a time, he should be taking the bus instead.

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armystrong88 1
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Would u rather kill someone by accident or get rear ended?

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Superstitious 6
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Safety can be dangerous...

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Goatinsfriend 8
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You're not the only one on the road, but also people can be stupid and rear end you at any time. Hmm.

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shoopd 19
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If you re-read the FML, OP was the one who rear-ended someone, not the one who got rear-ended.

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PYLrulz 17
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Dumbass!

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Mitcha857 0
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They obviously didn't slow down fast enough if they rear ended the car in front of them. How the hell do you do that?

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MadameMiller 6
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Must have been a very attractive pedestrian to distract you that much. ;)

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hotPinklipstick 24
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That's what I think thinking. I think OP was actually checking out a hot jogger and wasn't paying attention to the road. OP just worded it this way to seem innocent.

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jtthegr8 26
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Smooth, pay attention to EVERYTHING when you're in a car, not just the crazies walking the streets

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dookiedoo 0
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You should play more GTA

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KiddNYC1O 20
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I always crash horribly in GTA lmao.

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WCARlover 34
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Well at least you didn't hit a person themselves, but a car instead

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WCARlover 34
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Themself* stupid autocorrect

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emilyjgraham 34
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Could have been worse, you said you'd slowed down and still rear-ended someone. If you'd been going the speed you were before the damage could have been greater and the pedestrian could have been injured. Just looking on the bright side. :)

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construction 7
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Exactly what I was thinking =P

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sean0206 5
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Lol my thoughts exactly.. How do you slow down and still manage to rearend someone.. If you slowed down for a pedestrian crossing in front of you then I'd assume the car in front would be on the other side of the pedestrian.

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jalapeno64 10
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What kind of car was it? That's what we need to worry about

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A7x4REVer 3
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If it was a 2012 Dodge Charger SRT8 SOMEONE IS GONNA DIE

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yuri63f6 7
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On the other hand... If it was a Reliant Robin, you did good, mate.

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