Today, while doing my job as a cart clerk, a gentleman went around the parking lot and picked some trash up, trying to help out. Faith in humanity: +1. About an hour later I saw a woman pick a bug off of her windshield and eat it. Faith in humanity: -200. FML
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hemz_fml
| 13
She must have been watching man vs wild
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PuffDaddy395
| 3
Cleveland voice^
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Kiki242
| 19
This site makes me lose faith in humanity.
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GodPart2
| 20
Bug's faith in humanity -1,000,000,000
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hemz_fml
| 13
She must have been watching man vs wild
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sirpantselot
| 22
Gotta survive the parking lot wasteland however you can.
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swankmrpancake
| 8
It's extremely important to get any amount of nutrition, from any source you can find, in helping you service that car filled wasteland!
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swankmrpancake
| 8
Survive*
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Khariau
| 8
She might be Bear Grillz's wife !
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tennisrapper1
| 14
Don't forget to drink your own piss!
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Popcornography
| 8
62 - It's spelt Grylls :)
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36591951
| 9
Anyone realize that OP has the point system all messed up? It should be humanity -1000
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colliebuddz420
| 7
87-it's spelled spelled
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luvlifeyolo
| 1
Gross!!!
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Riya2595
| 15
Eww. That's disgusting!
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NuTrees
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And that's all it is to some people. Honestly that person eating a bug is not cause enough to loose faith -200. OPs dramatic. Bugs are protein anyways.
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Ch0sen
| 13
That completely depends on the environment. Living in a civilized country that provides ready access to much cleaner (and albeit better tasting) food and yet choosing to ingest a live insect off your windshield (God knows where else it has been) is a valid reason to LOSE* a certain amount of faith.
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tennisrapper1
| 14
3 - Not in some parts of china. Bugs can be a delicacy there.
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Meettitan
| 14
74- They don't pick bugs off windshields though.... they catch them.....
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downtime
| 12
67, By that logic you could never do enough good deeds to redeem the negative scale anyway. This was worded so badly that it just makes the OP look like a pretentious douche.
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outoftown
| 26
The prices of protein at OP's store must be very high for the shopper to choose roadkill off a windshield.
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onlychildFTW
| 33
It's one thing to et bugs that are meant to be eaten like when they are caught. It's completely different to take one of a windshield and then eat it. You'd think the thing would be a bit squished.
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doctorhook86
| 24
Around the world, bugs are eaten by literally billions of people each year. And why not? Lots of them are pretty good for you.
Consider this: Most westerners will eat a cow but won't eat a grasshopper--both of these animals eat grass. On the other hand, we pay a premium to eat crabs and lobsters--these are ten-legged monsters that eat slime from the bottom of the ocean. So why the hypocrisy about eating things like grasshoppers?
Consider this: Most westerners will eat a cow but won't eat a grasshopper--both of these animals eat grass. On the other hand, we pay a premium to eat crabs and lobsters--these are ten-legged monsters that eat slime from the bottom of the ocean. So why the hypocrisy about eating things like grasshoppers?
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jamalamadingdong
| 18
Yeah, but if I hit a cow, I wouldn't pick it off my grill and eat it!
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doctorhook86
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126: That just means you're not a redneck.
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Blue329
| 15
That's just nasty the last part.
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shellz102
| 12
If you work at walmart, I'm surprised you haven't seen that more often.
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killdozer1
| 2
I've heard that somewhere in America (my birthplace and home), there is a resturant where they will cook roadkill that customers bring in.
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PuffDaddy395
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Cleveland voice^
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bobplayshockey
| 0
"oh, thats nasty..."
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Sliver1991
| 26
Thank you for that ^.^ +1 faith!
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doctorhook86
| 24
#5 is doing commenting right, even as they do replying wrong.
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Phyre24
| 17
Anyone else think of "There was an old lady who swallowed a fly"?
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jetsown08
| 21
It's Ezio! We found Noor's husband!
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extreemguy19
| 7
Eww.
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Welshite
| 39
I've heard sun-baked beetle is AMAZING.
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WearingHats
| 14
Don't knock it until you try it.
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tb713317
| 6
and I'm the one with stupid comments?
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hwkfan1
| 10
Don't be so picky!