By Grauncho - United States - Chicago
Today, while dog sitting my neighbor's Great Dane, I decided to order pizza. As soon as I received it, the dog stood in the hallway staring at me. As soon as I moved, he ran full force and knocked me into the door, causing me to fall and drop the pizza, which he promptly devoured in front of me. FML
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  DogsPaw  |  16

My dogs are a little aggressive with their food. Lemme go and stick my hand in your food and pat your head. I leave mine alone while they eat.

  drkate25  |  30

You must not have small children. If you did, you would surely want to train your dog not to be food bowl aggressive, lest one of their small hands gets bitten off when they try to play with doggy while he chows down.

  Climaxx  |  11

I don't understand why people let their dogs get food aggressive.. My dog will just sit up & stop eating till you allow him to eat again.

  KrazieKleo  |  13

I'm not trying to be be one of those know it all but any dog owner shouldn't be afraid to take away the food from the dog. After all only reason the dog is eating is because the owner gave it to the dog. My dog wouldn't even move an inch when I put her food down. And I could take it away whenever I wanted and she'd sit back and wait for me to put it back down.

  slurshies  |  11

to all my haters, I meant that the 'can' would go in the second sentence. sorry it wasn't clear..
although I look at it again and realize my comment wasn't necessary. I'll go back to hiding under my rock now :/

By  kimg0885  |  23

Next time order two pizzas, those dogs are big enough to be almost human. I tell everyone my dog is the lazy roommate on the couch. Darn dog just sitting around getting high and eating pizza all day. Didn't you know op everyone likes pizza!