Today, while cuddling, my boyfriend excused himself to get a napkin. When he came back, he nervously admitted he'd got a booger in my hair. He then couldn't get it completely out. FML
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hatersgunnahat
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At least he admitted it?
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MrBoredGuy
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I would of left it there so later I could be all "what the fuck's in your hair?" but I'm just a nice person
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hatersgunnahat
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At least he admitted it?
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MrBoredGuy
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I would of left it there so later I could be all "what the fuck's in your hair?" but I'm just a nice person
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waswashere
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It was probably the money snot
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quinnbar
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did you ask him HOW he got a booger in your hair....?
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If_Yes_Ment_No
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He probably casually wiped his nose and then started to touch her hair but didn't realize that the booger went on his hand
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staythirsty
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Aww, he's stuck on you.
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lil_miss_katii
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Romantic moment...? lol at least he told you
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chell1894
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I'd throw up
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ddinspire6
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I hope you got the rest out..
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fancyclown
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Hahah, currently picturing OP sitting there on FML with a booger in her hair.
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AngrehPirate
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That's a sticky situation...
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quinnbar
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literally..lmao
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hellokittay
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That is disgusting. Atleast he tried to clean it off.
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ZeroIce
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At least he let you know.
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Rddvl
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Honesty is the best policy...somewhat. Just wash your hair and scrub it good.
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yahoowizard
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...and gives the boyfriend a reason to do this more often
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ilovesarcasm
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At least he didn't panic and try to brush it out...
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bee716
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How sweet
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StoryOfTheYear
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Probably not very, mine are usually more on the tangy side.
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SystemofaBlink41
| 27
You how boogers make me feel? FURIOUS! OUTRAGED! SICK WITH ANGER!
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StoryOfTheYear
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Nose cavity=Nostril?
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blackstar994
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Why do you two still eat your boogers?
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SystemofaBlink41
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You know how boogers make me feel? FURIOUS! OUTRAGED! SICK WITH ANGER!
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blackstar994
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So 36. You don't still eat yours, do you?
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RetardedChipmunk
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Take a shower. Problem solved
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ohmylanta22
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Sometimes showers don't get sticky things like gum and boogers out. They just set them in the hair so they're harder to get out. By the way x=12.4
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RetardedChipmunk
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Why cant anyone refrain from solving my math problem?
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FunwithBumperCar
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Boogers are only the third worst thing you can get in your hair while intimate.
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SystemofaBlink41
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What is the second one, if I may ask?
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FunwithBumperCar
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I believe you are the dirty one, as I was clearly talking about knots and gum.
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blackstar994
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Yeah 14 you're nasty!!!
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Palirose
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In all honesty. The only thing I could think of was cum and gum. >_>
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murdersquirrel
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They don't have to rhyme if that helps.
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jaredjudd21
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He ejaculated through his nose?