FML : Today, while cuddling, my boyfriend excused himself to get a napkin. When he came back, he nervously admitted he'd got a booger in my hair. He then couldn't...

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Today, while cuddling, my boyfriend excused himself to get a napkin. When he came back, he nervously admitted he'd got a booger in my hair. He then couldn't get it completely out. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 28 December 2011 02:51 / United States

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By hatersgunnahat | 0

#3797504 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:47

At least he admitted it?

By MrBoredGuy | 1

#3797592 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:56

I would of left it there so later I could be all "what the fuck's in your hair?" but I'm just a nice person

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By hatersgunnahat | 0

#3797504 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:47

At least he admitted it?

MrBoredGuy | 1

#3797592 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:56

I would of left it there so later I could be all "what the fuck's in your hair?" but I'm just a nice person

waswashere | 0

#3797808 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:27

It was probably the money snot

quinnbar | 6

#3797848 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:36

did you ask him HOW he got a booger in your hair....?

If_Yes_Ment_No | 3

#3797859 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:41

He probably casually wiped his nose and then started to touch her hair but didn't realize that the booger went on his hand

staythirsty | 2

#3798296 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 12:20

Aww, he's stuck on you.

lil_miss_katii | 7

#3799548 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 18:28

Romantic moment...? lol at least he told you

chell1894 | 13

#3805090 - Thursday 29 December 2011 22:56

I'd throw up

By ddinspire6 | 10

#3797513 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:47

I hope you got the rest out..

fancyclown | 9

#3797876 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:44

Hahah, currently picturing OP sitting there on FML with a booger in her hair.

AngrehPirate | 0

#3798026 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 10:44

That's a sticky situation...

quinnbar | 6

#3798060 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 11:04

literally..lmao

By hellokittay | 5

#3797519 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:48

That is disgusting. Atleast he tried to clean it off.

By ZeroIce | 12

#3797526 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:48

At least he let you know.

By Rddvl | 11

#3797540 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:49

Honesty is the best policy...somewhat. Just wash your hair and scrub it good.

yahoowizard | 16

#3798283 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 12:19

...and gives the boyfriend a reason to do this more often

By ilovesarcasm | 18

#3797552 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:50

At least he didn't panic and try to brush it out...

By bee716 | 0

#3797557 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:50

How sweet

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3797637 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:02

Probably not very, mine are usually more on the tangy side.

SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#3797766 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:22

You how boogers make me feel? FURIOUS! OUTRAGED! SICK WITH ANGER!

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3797771 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:22

Nose cavity=Nostril?

blackstar994 | 5

#3797802 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:27

Why do you two still eat your boogers?

SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#3797804 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:27

You know how boogers make me feel? FURIOUS! OUTRAGED! SICK WITH ANGER!

blackstar994 | 5

#3797822 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:30

So 36. You don't still eat yours, do you?

By RetardedChipmunk | 7

#3797565 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:50

Take a shower. Problem solved

ohmylanta22 | 5

#3798900 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 16:12

Sometimes showers don't get sticky things like gum and boogers out. They just set them in the hair so they're harder to get out. By the way x=12.4

RetardedChipmunk | 7

#3800785 - Thursday 29 December 2011 1:00

Why cant anyone refrain from solving my math problem?

By FunwithBumperCar | 0

#3797570 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:51

Boogers are only the third worst thing you can get in your hair while intimate.

SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#3797630 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:01

What is the second one, if I may ask?

FunwithBumperCar | 0

#3797723 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:14

I believe you are the dirty one, as I was clearly talking about knots and gum.

blackstar994 | 5

#3797814 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:28

Yeah 14 you're nasty!!!

Palirose | 22

#3798100 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 11:23

In all honesty. The only thing I could think of was cum and gum. >_>

murdersquirrel | 15

#3798363 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 12:41

They don't have to rhyme if that helps.

By jaredjudd21 | 2

#3797588 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:54

He ejaculated through his nose?

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