By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 02:51 - United States

Today, while cuddling, my boyfriend excused himself to get a napkin. When he came back, he nervously admitted he'd got a booger in my hair. He then couldn't get it completely out. FML
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At least he admitted it?

I would of left it there so later I could be all "what the fuck's in your hair?" but I'm just a nice person

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At least he admitted it?

I would of left it there so later I could be all "what the fuck's in your hair?" but I'm just a nice person

It was probably the money snot

did you ask him HOW he got a booger in your hair....?

He probably casually wiped his nose and then started to touch her hair but didn't realize that the booger went on his hand

Aww, he's stuck on you.

Romantic moment...? lol at least he told you

I'd throw up

I hope you got the rest out..

Hahah, currently picturing OP sitting there on FML with a booger in her hair.

That's a sticky situation...

literally..lmao

That is disgusting. Atleast he tried to clean it off.

At least he let you know.

Honesty is the best policy...somewhat. Just wash your hair and scrub it good.

...and gives the boyfriend a reason to do this more often

At least he didn't panic and try to brush it out...

How sweet

Probably not very, mine are usually more on the tangy side.

You how boogers make me feel? FURIOUS! OUTRAGED! SICK WITH ANGER!

Nose cavity=Nostril?

Why do you two still eat your boogers?

You know how boogers make me feel? FURIOUS! OUTRAGED! SICK WITH ANGER!

So 36. You don't still eat yours, do you?

Take a shower. Problem solved

Sometimes showers don't get sticky things like gum and boogers out. They just set them in the hair so they're harder to get out. By the way x=12.4

Why cant anyone refrain from solving my math problem?

Boogers are only the third worst thing you can get in your hair while intimate.

What is the second one, if I may ask?

I believe you are the dirty one, as I was clearly talking about knots and gum.

Yeah 14 you're nasty!!!

In all honesty. The only thing I could think of was cum and gum. >_>

They don't have to rhyme if that helps.

He ejaculated through his nose?