Animals: Today, while cleaning out my garage, I found a pregnant spider....

By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 04:25 - United States

Today, while cleaning out my garage, I found a pregnant spider. I couldn't step on the spider without releasing the baby spiders, so I went inside to get a glass jar to trap it. While trying to relocate the spider, I accidentally stepped on it. I now have a bunch of baby spiders roaming around. FML

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By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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By moorox45 - 16/01/2012 17:10 - United States

Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML

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By JustLeaveThem - 25/01/2017 18:00

Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 22:20 - United States

Today, while bringing boxes up from the basement, I noticed a few spider egg sacs had stuck to my shirt. As I desperately tried to remove them, they hatched. FML

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By Anonytard - 02/03/2014 22:38 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I tried to kill a spider by throwing a shoe at it. All it did was slice the spider's egg sac open, releasing all its babies. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2019 16:00

Today, I tried to catch a spider in a glass. It was on the paper and I wanted it to fall into the glass, but I moved the paper the wrong way, screeched like a banshee and flung the glass at the floor. I was barefoot. FML

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By lexii - 05/05/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, while trying to kill a spider in my kitchen, I thought it would be wise to throw a bottle at it. The bottle hit the wall, bounced off the fridge and hit me in the face. The lucky spider crawled away, and is surely still laughing somewhere. FML

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By spiderbaby - 06/10/2015 19:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML

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By Arthur B. - 24/09/2019 12:01

Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML

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Sunday 31 October 2010 12:42

For some reason I read this as "I found a pregnant sister" it was way cooler that way.

Lounia_fml 8

Sunday 31 October 2010 15:05

At 18 :P

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badboy310 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 12:23

dude I hope ur not scared from spiders or baby spider oh yeah first

Specterk50 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 12:29

I am....plus I thought spiders laid eggs

iJamesJamesable 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 12:37

don't baby spiders hitch a ride on their mother's back?

badboy310 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 12:55

some spiders don't lay eggs actully

Lolerskatez 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 13:11

I killed one the other day a while bunch of babies ran off of it was kinda cool til I realized what'd I'd done lol xD

UnicornsDoExist 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 14:41

Ooooh, sick D:

Mehness 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 15:02

9 - Not sure whether it's a minority or majority, but some lay eggs, and some lay eggs in a pouch for their young to travel along with them.

ShorTiE4LyFe 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 15:19

One time, I found a prego spider at school and I squished it. And then we made a game on who could squish the most baby spiders. XD

hairt 4

Sunday 31 October 2010 15:29

#80 OMFG EWW LOL

Selena_is_back 7

Sunday 31 October 2010 15:29

baby spiders are hitchhikers... XD

theporkchop 0

Monday 1 November 2010 2:48

haha squish squish.

johnsonvillecity 0

Monday 1 November 2010 4:36

if you step on a pregnant spider shouldn't the babies be crushed too?

Mister_Grinch 0

Monday 1 November 2010 5:02

Am I missing something here because as far as I know, Spiders aren't squishable toys where the cotton just magically comes out. Baby spiders weren't already born inside of her ready to pop out like donut cream at any given time. Also, don't spiders lay eggs? I have a feeling that this is a troll fml.