By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 04:25 - United States

Today, while cleaning out my garage, I found a pregnant spider. I couldn't step on the spider without releasing the baby spiders, so I went inside to get a glass jar to trap it. While trying to relocate the spider, I accidentally stepped on it. I now have a bunch of baby spiders roaming around. FML
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For some reason I read this as "I found a pregnant sister" it was way cooler that way.


dude I hope ur not scared from spiders or baby spider oh yeah first

Specterk50 0

I I thought spiders laid eggs

don't baby spiders hitch a ride on their mother's back?

some spiders don't lay eggs actully

I killed one the other day a while bunch of babies ran off of it was kinda cool til I realized what'd I'd done lol xD

UnicornsDoExist 0

Ooooh, sick D:

9 - Not sure whether it's a minority or majority, but some lay eggs, and some lay eggs in a pouch for their young to travel along with them.

ShorTiE4LyFe 0

One time, I found a prego spider at school and I squished it. And then we made a game on who could squish the most baby spiders. XD

hairt 4


baby spiders are hitchhikers... XD

theporkchop 0

haha squish squish.

if you step on a pregnant spider shouldn't the babies be crushed too?

Am I missing something here because as far as I know, Spiders aren't squishable toys where the cotton just magically comes out. Baby spiders weren't already born inside of her ready to pop out like donut cream at any given time. Also, don't spiders lay eggs? I have a feeling that this is a troll fml.

151 - Haven't you ever seen pictures of spiders carrying their young? Search it now. It's interesting.

coolcool101 3

so you were like baby baby baby *squish*

best1onmap78 0

what I would have done once I saw those spi

Hahaha same here too in the garage. They were flying. OMG that fing scared me.

163... Justin Beaver reference...

Stonerworld 9

dude idk what the fuck you just said

have fun with your new spider family. it won't be so bad.

ohsuzykuew 0

or go buy some bug spray.

Paris01 0

ewwwwww! I hate spiders!! :S

syddyb 0

hey sister!:D

not much of an fml to me.

Pff, it's just your garage. If you're not afraid of spiders it isn't that bad. Besides, many baby spiders will move out.

fakeaccountX 6

In Soviet Russia spider step on you.

in soviet Russia cold catches you, too

I'd say step on them aswell

babeh spidahz!

Ya. If you stepped on the prego one would it not kill the babies as well?

Am I the only one where who actaully likes spiders?

KiddNYC1O 20

Yeah, get rid of "where" also.

I think it's meant to say "here". and yeah, you are

i do. i love them lol

mandy248 0

no. I love spiders

threer 30

Me too. Spiders are awesome!

KiddNYC1O 20


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threer 30

Justin Bieber

wow looks like you're a real man..

not if it's a girl..