By magicman - Canada
Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML
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  QuantumLegend  |  0

"I was umm... hand delivering it to the orphanage. yea, that's it! you gonna waste the gas that could pay for all those hungry mouths? that's right! EVERY time you deliver some money, children um die. ok cya"


that's what I was thinking. maybe he took it, realized he was caught and his brain just told itself a little lie, now OP is just saying this on FML to reassure himself of this lie to himself so he would believe himself about himself lying to himself.