By bigdaddy - United States
Today, while brushing my teeth my 5 year old son walks into the bathroom. He gave me a mean look and said, "That Sammy's toothbrush, not yours." I have been brushing my teeth with the dog's toothbrush for two months now. FML
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  heyyou1203  |  0

ooo i got one... it's not cheating if you cover your balls with peanut butter and have your dog lick it off. you get it?? because it's YOUR dog!!

Road trip reference anyone??

and yea, dogs do have less bacteria in their mouths, so while the idea of it's pretty gross, it's not the worst thing in the world.

  furubafan74  |  18

You do realize that dogs eat their own poop on occasion, right? There is no way that a creature that eats poop has a cleaner mouth than a creature that doesn't.

By  plexico  |  3

Poor dog.

Generally speaking, a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's, except in the moments following those times when a dog eats shit, licks its balls or ass or another dog's ass. At those times, their mouths are much dirtier. You've probably got a little bit of Sammy's balls in your mouth.

By  Witchcraft_fml  |  4

Don't pretend you don't let the dog give you kisses on your mouth.

Anyway, the purpose of toothpaste is to eliminate germs. So unless you don't use any (in which you'd have problems beyond brushing behind the dog), you shouldn't really care.