I hear dogs mouths are cleaner than ours!

15, I've seen dogs eat crap, lick their own behinds, and stick their faces in the behinds of other dogs. Pretty sure their mouths aren't cleaner than ours.

im pretty sure alot of people do that too as well

You don't know where #15's mouth has been.

people do that too but call it sex

Mythbusters had tested the myth, found out a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's.

#26 Eat faeces? what kind of intercourse are you having, for the love of God?

#34, I have four words for you: Two girls, one cup.

Either way, OP ate one also.

Thank you, someone with common sense. My in-laws think it's funny when their dog licks my kids faces (6 months and 4 years), and can't understand why I am so against it, because "he's just saying hello".

I highly doubt it but I hope you're right.

If OP made the kids' sandwiches first, the dog's saliva might not have gotten on OP's sandwich. I don't think I'm a good optimist.

Nobody in their right mind would use peanut butter for a "darker purpose".

Yes, because that's exactly what he wants to do as soon as he gets home in front of his kids and the babysitter.

I use peanut butter for darker purposes :):)