FML : Today, while babysitting, I made the kids and myself peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. When their parents came home, their dad took out the same container...

Today, while babysitting, I made the kids and myself peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. When their parents came home, their dad took out the same container of peanut butter I had used and let their dog lick out of it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anon / Sunday 30 August 2015 18:44 / United States

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By Isandri | 29

#6398313 - Monday 31 August 2015 10:06

Well, you did your job anyway. At least you strengthened the kids' immune system.
How on earth would anyone assume that it was a dog treat?!

By Spark_Slicker | 19

#6398321 - Monday 31 August 2015 10:13

Maybe that was the first time he let the dog eat out of it to just finish the rest? Hopefully, at least.

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By Isandri | 29

#6398313 - Monday 31 August 2015 10:06

Well, you did your job anyway. At least you strengthened the kids' immune system.
How on earth would anyone assume that it was a dog treat?!

kayposion | 17

#6398388 - Monday 31 August 2015 12:43

I hear dogs mouths are cleaner than ours!

OysterPearls | 33

#6398507 - Monday 31 August 2015 16:19

15, I've seen dogs eat crap, lick their own behinds, and stick their faces in the behinds of other dogs. Pretty sure their mouths aren't cleaner than ours.

Arestian | 14

#6398539 - Monday 31 August 2015 17:32

im pretty sure alot of people do that too as well

Jowisee | 29

#6398540 - Monday 31 August 2015 17:33

You don't know where #15's mouth has been.

Catdragon | 40

#6398570 - Monday 31 August 2015 18:35

people do that too but call it sex

Mmaster116 | 11

#6398632 - Monday 31 August 2015 19:48

Mythbusters had tested the myth, found out a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's.

muzy | 23

#6398822 - Tuesday 1 September 2015 1:04

#26 Eat faeces? what kind of intercourse are you having, for the love of God?

MikaykayUnicorn | 36

#6398846 - Tuesday 1 September 2015 2:20

#34, I have four words for you: Two girls, one cup.

By DMA0712 | 22

#6398316 - Monday 31 August 2015 10:08

Are you sure the kids ate their sandwiches and didn't just give them to the dog?

daltond27 | 10

#6398770 - Monday 31 August 2015 23:32

Either way, OP ate one also.

By pphead | 5

#6398318 - Monday 31 August 2015 10:10

The dad couldn't label the container or anything? Lmao I'm sorry that happened op, at least you had good intentions. But FYL.

By DocBastard | 38

#6398320 - Monday 31 August 2015 10:11

I never did understand why so many dog owners let their dogs lick their faces. Do they not realise where their dogs' tongues have been? You may as well rub your face directly in cat shit.

ChimeraThorne | 19

#6399050 - Tuesday 1 September 2015 9:27

Thank you, someone with common sense. My in-laws think it's funny when their dog licks my kids faces (6 months and 4 years), and can't understand why I am so against it, because "he's just saying hello".