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honk honk
now what did we learn? ^_~
That's why you need one of those scary as hell Dyson Airblades!
I love those creepy things!
Your coworkers should be more impressed than disgusted, don't worry. ;)
Just tell everyone you were playing with yourself.
Likely excuse!
boobs :D
Where?!
:O
No paper towels? Employ shake hands technique. When this does not work, deactivate hand sensitivity and disengage memory. Move on to new problem of bra placement. Wait. Whoops.
Pics, or it didn't happen. *evil laugh*
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Not gonna lie...I would stare 0.0
A likely excuse! I bet you were actually involved in some hanky panky with a coworker in the bathroom and came up with this elaborate cover story. You are so busted.