By Employee - 07/08/2012 19:17 - United States - Lincoln

Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML
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Same thing different taste

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A likely excuse! I bet you were actually involved in some hanky panky with a coworker in the bathroom and came up with this elaborate cover story. You are so busted.

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That's why you need one of those scary as hell Dyson Airblades!

Your coworkers should be more impressed than disgusted, don't worry. ;)

Just tell everyone you were playing with yourself.

No paper towels? Employ shake hands technique. When this does not work, deactivate hand sensitivity and disengage memory. Move on to new problem of bra placement. Wait. Whoops.