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Grab his face, compliment it, then utter "but we cannot be together".

That man obviously knows whats up. Take it as a compliment.

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That man obviously knows whats up. Take it as a compliment.

Looks like you have a fan

A somewhat creepy fan.

He sounds awesome

This isn't even FML, you get to live your life knowing that you and your beard are desirable!

you should have leaned in for a kiss...see how he would feel then.

you should have held his penis & said i love you too! :D

Must be the herpes in the air.

Did you say I love you too? Gotta spread the love y'all. People killing, people dying. Children hurt me to hear their crying. Where is the love?

wouldve been more funny if OP was a girl

Creepy, a girl made this comment...

Nope, you're stupid.

I wonder if OP is Seneca Crane?

I didn't even see that you wrote Ke$ha until The song got stuck in my head because of your comment...curse you!!!!

Sounds like a hairy situation... Yes I just did that.

Alas poor creator I knew thee well

Grab his face, compliment it, then utter "but we cannot be together".

I do not think any other comments need to be made after this one. It ca not get any better than this one.

This comment defeats all others. Period

This made my day

Take the complement and then file the I love you under dimentia.

or "restraining order"

That has absolutely cheered up my day! Funny sh*t.... take the compliment ;o) xx

Wow it made my day also :-)

Exactly That men obviously realises a great beard when he sees one. Good looks to you for sporting and crafting such a great masterpiece.

My brother is so jealous my boyfriend who is over two years younger than him can grow a full beard. Men appreciate their beards!!

Yes, you should. He wants to initiate the ancient, dwarven mating ritual with you!

There were probaly birds using OPs beard as a nest and the crazy guy was rubbing them, then said he loves because you take care of the birds

Uhhhhh.........

what about his birds? ;)

Family guy!

You're a lucky bastard

Gaymen (amen)!!!!

My beard's not big enough to grab, so i can't have an amazing broment like that. :(

That's so bromantic, but very creepy at the same time..

Plot twist: OP is a girl

No, he's a dude. Sorry to disappoint you

Did he call you Santa and wanna sit on your lap?

Haha giggady;P

Yea... THATS not awkward.

Unnecessary sarcasm is unnecessary.

so is repeating yourself repeating

14 - Hey, I applaud you for giving a crack at the art of sarcasm. It's a start. I kid, I kid. Or do I? Not really. No.