FML : Today, while at the beach, my little brother's hat blew off. I chased after it before I completely lost sight and realized I was no match for the wind....

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Today, while at the beach, my little brother's hat blew off. I chased after it before I completely lost sight and realized I was no match for the wind. I get back and he's wearing the hat. I chased a fucking trash bag for a mile thinking it was his hat. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By justhereforlaughs - / Monday 12 September 2011 22:32 / United States

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By Freeze_fml | 16

#3281834 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 09:04

Save the Earth.

By mea_iloveskiing | 24

#3281827 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 09:03

Something is wrong with OP's eyes :)

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By mea_iloveskiing | 24

#3281827 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 09:03

Something is wrong with OP's eyes :)

popkorn09 | 0

#3281876 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 09:08

WILSON!!!!!

rottentomatoes | 7

#3281897 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 09:11

Who chases a hat for that long?

indielove | 13

#3281945 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 09:19

At least you were trying to help! even though I don't get how you mistook a trashbag for a hat.

enonymous | 8

#3282059 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 09:54

I'm sure if you thought it was a cupcake you'd have caught it OP

i_iz_awesome | 0

#3282424 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 12:33

I thought op said it blew off his brothers head? Wth was it doing there in the first place??

tmmundy | 17

#3282462 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 12:46

#5...you made me lol ?

tmmundy | 17

#3282478 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 12:50

although, I didn't put a "?" after my comment, grrrr

tmmundy | 17

#3282549 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 01:10

I would have done the same thing for my girls OP, if I thought it was their hat. We look out for the ones we love and sometimes we make ourselves look silly,lol, but at least we can run after hats at the beach. =)

white16sox | 19

#3282695 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 01:55

No joke, I moderated this.

dre_bro11 | 12

#3282712 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 01:59

58, OMG, are you serious? My life is complete knowing that you modded this FML.

bitchslapped22 | 14

#3282966 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 03:45

At least you got your excersice

gojira666 | 7

#3283582 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 06:19

45....u iz retarded

Jiplo | 18

#3578407 - Sunday 13 November 2011 01:59

8- a mile of jogging can take as little as 7 minutes for someone who's in shape and is athletic enough, so it's not too much time of your day

By Freeze_fml | 16

#3281834 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 09:04

Save the Earth.

By popkorn09 | 0

#3281859 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 09:06

How do you mistake a trashbag for a hat?

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3281978 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 09:25

Same color, size, etc. Multiple reasons.

rexgar2000 | 10

#3282336 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 12:09

not that's nit the reasons... no excuse for making a mistake like that. you cam tell by the way the bag is moving in the air that is not a hat.

Jaxx66 | 21

#3282768 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 02:20

Or the hat is that ugly. :P

whoisthisgirl | 4

#3283845 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 07:24

Well when I was younger I mistaken a stump for a squirrel.. Also a trash bag on a tree as my black cat, and multiple other stumps as deer... Yeah I needed glasses :)

Bekeliyr | 10

#3286566 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 04:54

Even if there was a possibility that she could have mistaken it for a hat, she would've seen the hat flown back somewhere to where her brother could get it. Unless a trashbag and a hat magically was blowing in the same direction at the same time. Since a hat has more air resistance, I'm pretty sure it won't blow a hat that far like a trashbag. And before I finish, why did she run a mile before she gives up and why can't the brother run for it himself? Just saying!

By Geneside | 8

#3281872 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 09:08

OP is most likely a leader of a green planet cult

By Cashtangoteam | 10

#3281881 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 09:08

But it builds character

renaee | 13

#3282590 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 01:23

I meant to thumb up. Sorry.

By perdix | 29

#3281891 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 09:10

You probably needed the exercise, fattie. I'll bet the lifeguards were signalling in semaphore that a beaching was imminent.

perdix | 29

#3281993 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 09:29

Heh-heh, but at least I had a sexy vet checking out my blowhole. Good times! I have mixed feelings about losing weight -- being the ultimate prize for that demographic known as "plumpa humpas" had its high points, but being able to watch myself receive a blowjob without mirrors, winches and scaffolding is even nicer ;)

laceyanneman | 7

#3282024 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 09:40

I immensely dislike people like you.

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3282130 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 10:13

20- You tell 'em.

iwatchutube | 0

#3282534 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 01:07

Hey, guess what? Fuck you

perdix | 29

#3282560 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 01:11

#20, Why, you don't look very fat? I think you mean "intensely," not "immensely." Oops, now you have a reason to dislike me. So much for my efforts at diplomacy.

Gargoyle123 | 2

#3282628 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 01:37

Actually #55 number #20 was correct with her usage of the word immensely: 1. Extremely 2. Of boundless or immeasurable size or extent. as opposed to, Intensenly: Possessing or displaying a distinctive feature to an extreme degree.

perdix | 29

#3282829 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 02:43

#57, the use of immensely may not be wrong, but it's poor usage. Immense is usually used with something measurable, like size, wealth, etc. In her pic, #20 doesn't look like a fattie, so I don't know why she's running to their defense. Maybe there are some immense folks amongst her friend and family. In any case, I don't know why I get the hate. The image of a fat girl running down the beach with the tits and ass and fat rolls and chins flopping all over the place is just like smile-producing sunshine!

laceyanneman | 7

#3283508 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 05:57

No I just dislike douche bags

PopRocks14 | 0

#3284080 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 08:30

Perdix is Jesus

i75thairborne | 0

#3286299 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 04:03

78- I was hoping you would say that.

gmc_blossom | 21

#3286949 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 06:49

78- If you hate douche-bags, you probably are really dirty and gross down below. You should stop hating, and start cleaning. You may start attracting flies soon, and they'll be your only friends. When I think of the word "immensely" I think of big objects as well. Yes, perdix. Smile-producing sunshine all over..and by all over..I mean it.