wow...just wow

dump his as!!!

7, But the word as is important in the English language.

Haven't you heard that the bird is the word?>:3

-Peter Griffin. Wisdom words.

You should know, sharks don't take shit from nobody. Eat her!

14, I feel like #3 said something similar to that, but I'm not quite sure..

14 if you know what i mean....

17, I'm with you on that.. Just can't think why.. -scrolls down-

So this dumb FML gets posted but mine doesnt. I really wonder who generates all these FML's and question what the actual fuck are they doing over there. -.-

I'm quite surprised no one made a "Shark Week" period-related joke yet...

7- her*

13 - It's a real song.

Despite terrible spelling and wrong gender(?) I sort of have to agree with #7. Reverse the roles for a moment, girl jokes she's a shark, guy pokes her in the eyes and punches her. Wouldn't you all be telling her to break it off?

13 - The bird was the word long before Family Guy existed

This from the person whose username involves punching babies.

Why would you say you're a shark as a joke? What are you six?

Naw shiz...

Shark week is beast.

Fuck ya it is

Sharks! they only bite when you touch their private parts!

OP I think I love your girlfriend lol

That's a little on the creepy side mate

Eating her would have solved that problem.

You sly boots you...

Already done. She was a little salty.

I've told you before and I'll tell you again: toes are the better option.

Toes have no meat, 36. :( I prefer ribs. I'll save the toes so you can nibble them.

I'm having fun imagining what the definition of "Eating" might be. Why the hell are there 2 #1 comments?

31 - your bio is inspiring.

Don't sharks like it a little fishy? Haha.

I would eat her. I'd eat her real well.

Haha

Oh Red, what about Kitty??!

Your girlfriend sounds like a funny person.

I love Shark Week. FYL for not watching it.

You should've. Probably would've learned something.

Like where the period does and does not go?

DONT CORRECT MY ERRORS. Thanks and enjoy your flight.(:

Caps will deffinately convey your demands even better, when followed by a unrelated statement.

Definitely*

She got ya there hehe :)

Well shark week is awesome!!! And at least she knows how to defend herself against a shark.

Lmfao shark with no bite

If the girlfriend is the size of a whale, then this FML becomes even funnier :D

What's funny is that the poke in the eyes and nose punch remind me so much of The Three Stooges.

Tell her you're a stingray?

Steve Irwin... Is that you?

RIP Steve...we miss ya! Although none of us talked like him..crikey!!