By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep, when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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He left you quite the McClean up.

Better get some serious disinfectant. Not pussy ass bleach, I'm taking acid


Do you have to clean that up?

Naah! It'll clean itself up. Well that or the next person using the bathroom will.

You people see this comment and just automatically shit all over him. It might not actualy be his job to do. Maybe some other minimum wage slave will get stuck with it. Maybe the boss will hire a professional. Dont just assume someone is dumb as all hell, and jerk yourself off saying how wrong he is to make yourself feel smarter.

#31, I just witnessed a pair of very angry tits passing by. If they are yours, you need to calm them.

how nasty, and im eating right now......

He left you quite the McClean up.

Yes. All of the yes.

Isn't that a toothpaste brand?

How is that even possible?!?!

Yes, blame competition!

I ask myself that same question because I deal with situations like that at my job.

Sounds like a shitty situation

that joke is way over used. wipe up your act.

I hope, for your sake, that you don't have to clean that mess up!

Disgusting. People are absolutely disgusting. Good luck to you, OP!

I would've quit then and there.

Definitely had Mexican before that...

Or more likely taco bell.

Even more likely than that, he had McDonald's.

How did that happen?

He decided to break dance midcrap.

Any moron can get shit on the walls. But it takes real skill and talent to hit the ceiling and remain unsoiled.

Brobably a bum, drunk or high on whatever.

I had to clean up something like that at my job. And I don't even work at any sort of food place. It's honestly amazing how someone can miss a toilet so bad. FYL OP I KNOW YOUR PAIN T-T