im waiting for him to post"today,i shat myself on a date,on the brightside i think she didn't notice"

Funny thing I read this while in the bathroom

Sounds like a crappy date.

Poor guy. Too embarrassed to acknowledge it. Deny, deny, deny.

As much as he was probably embarrassed and I feel for him maybe you should've asked if he wanted to go home and change that way everyone around you didn't have to notice because most likely they did and you could've gone to do something else after so he didn't have to go back to that restaurant? Plus I'm sure he wasn't comfortable sitting in it the whole time.

Can you really blame him, Lady Bloodshart? Last time a relative of mine crossed a descendant of the Redwater line, we ended up having to excommunicate them for fear of the toiletry related curses that befell them. I should think that your reputation would be enough to strike fear into the hearts (and bowels) of those who hope to court you.

he was probably just super embarrased.

I hope he gets his shit straight