You ought to make friends with her.

It’s easier than dieting. Just surround yourself with fatter and fatter friends and you’ll seem thin by comparison!

Was he right?

Ask him of he likes big butts (and he can not lie).

Funny, reminds me of something I did at around his age. Me and my mom were crossing the street and I just stopped, pointed at some lady, and loudly exclaimed "Mom, look! Big! Fat! Juicy! Butt!"... I was a bit of a problem child.

She thicc.

To whom you could’ve replied: ‘thank you son. Now don’t bother the nice lady’.

Apparently he's a butt man.