By welpwelpwelp - 8/7/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra
Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML
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By  Eyalsh  |  32

well, you broke the ice and the tension. go up to her next time you see her and just ask her again. i think she won't decline if she's been with an asswipe before.