Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I decided it was easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately,...

By Anonymous - 10/1/2010 02:20 - United States

Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I decided it was easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML

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By Freeze_fml | 16

#765681 - Sunday 10 January 2010 9:03

There's cool thing called putting it in park.

By alexandraa_fml | 0

#765726 - Sunday 10 January 2010 9:27

A woman admitting a man is right? What has this world come to!?

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By Freeze_fml | 16

#765681 - Sunday 10 January 2010 9:03

There's cool thing called putting it in park.

Freeze_fml | 16

#765689 - Sunday 10 January 2010 9:07

Damn iPhone keyboard.

There's this cool thing called putting it in park.*

lifeinhd | 3

#766091 - Sunday 10 January 2010 16:23

No no no, this is all wrong! Neutral, handbrake, brick in front of a drive wheel, remove one tire just in case, stuff rag up exhaust to kill engine, disconnect negative battery terminal. Surely everybody knows this procedure.

dcbog123 | 0

#766576 - Sunday 10 January 2010 21:42

well women cant drive, so they should just never have to learn about any of that crap

Gibby_fml | 0

#964375 - Friday 19 March 2010 20:37

exactly!

hockey_66 | 0

#1733082 - Monday 22 November 2010 7:42

Of course he's right, he's a man...

CaptainDoorknob | 7

#4953960 - Thursday 20 September 2012 21:02

Women can't drive, it's actually a scientific fact. Women can't analyze things as good as men. There was a study about it.

Sinclair935 | 5

#5883153 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 19:17

Shoulda put it in "R" for Race.

By Kayem | 0

#765684 - Sunday 10 January 2010 9:05

dont listen to the guy before me. it happens to best of us sometimes. i hope ur car and the other car wasn't damaged too much :(

null_fml | 11

#765787 - Sunday 10 January 2010 10:21

I assumed by "us" she meant "us women".

Anteezy | 7

#765937 - Sunday 10 January 2010 13:50

Yeah but only not really. The best of who?

RunnerBack33 | 1

#1041154 - Thursday 24 June 2010 10:14

why the fuck are u driving anyway OP? stay in the goddamn fucking kitchen u ffucking whorebag. YDI

By beanerkid | 0

#765686 - Sunday 10 January 2010 9:05

Agreed number one.
Jesus, women are such shitty drivers.

By pwincessa23 | 1

#765700 - Sunday 10 January 2010 9:13

Jerkface!

By janise | 2

#765712 - Sunday 10 January 2010 9:21

Statistically speaking men are more dangerous drivers in general. Although I believe middle-aged female drivers are the worst out of everyone. Also, this OP makes all women drivers (including me) look bad.

alexandraa_fml | 0

#765722 - Sunday 10 January 2010 9:25

Statitically speaking, 5 out of every 6 people enjoy tossed salad.. but does that make it right?

Towelie_31 | 0

#765752 - Sunday 10 January 2010 9:47

statistically speaking, 1 out of 1 genetically advanced smart towel likes to get high, but does that make it right?

renaet | 0

#765818 - Sunday 10 January 2010 11:14

What a buzz kill izomiac. -_-

lifeinhd | 3

#766097 - Sunday 10 January 2010 16:25

What Pendatic said.

polico_wolf | 0

#766414 - Sunday 10 January 2010 20:24

Statistically speaking statistics are bull shit

By Rota | 0

#765717 - Sunday 10 January 2010 9:23

Women behind the wheel of a moving vehicle are a god damn danger to society. You're lucky you didn't somehow manage to cause a twenty car pileup while you were at it.