By Anonymous - United States
Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML
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  taytay6510  |  6

Call the fucking police on that crazy bitch! I hate people who think cheating is a one way thing. They only blame it on the person their spouse was cheating with, rather than blaming it on the two of them. If your partner really loved you, he/she wouldn't feel the need to cheat in the first place. When I get married, if I ever catch my husband cheating, the first question I'll ask him will be," Did she slip and fall onto your dick?"

  ohmandapants  |  16

^ how do you know that the woman didn't blame her husband too? Yeah she was calling the other woman, but you don't know that she didn't try to murder her husband too...


Thread jacking win xD
And I believe there is some way to PM on the actual website, but they have never included that feature in the app (probably to keep lazy people from picking fights xD )

But to try to return the thread back to topic:
Crazy bitches be crazy 0.o

  taytay6510  |  6

71- We don't know the full story behind the fml. My comment was just simply my perspective on the situation. Don't get me wrong, your view could be just as correct as my own. What I got from the fml, however, was that the wife was making the whole cheating episode one sided. Either way, CALL THE FUCKING POLICE! haha ;)-


Id like to see how that went xD "2 New messages. First message. 'Hey baby, it's your mom speaking, just wanted you to know that I love you and I want you to have a very nice day!' End of message press one t- *OP presses 1* "Next Message. 'LISTEN BITCH, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD SLEEP WITH THAT OLD USELSS SCUMBAG!!! GET READY HOE, CUZ MY PEOPLE ARE COMING TO KICK YOUR ASS!!' End of message." xD

  downtime  |  12

Indeed. Fake politeness, obtain information, charge for assault, instant satisfaction.
Everybody wins! The husband gets to keep screwing around, the screwee gets to keep screwing the husband without the psycho idiot wife after her and the wife gets the opportunity to learn what happens when you act like a total bitch.

By  flockz  |  19

mrs. claus can get like that. after all, her husband has the ability to visit billions of homes in one night, so she has a right to be like that. but watch out though, i heard the elves carry shotguns.

  MrSassypants  |  32

Fun fact: Each of the reindeer need to have 37,900,876,100 horse power in their legs to be able to fly to be able to carry all those presents.. Or for short, 1 reindeer power.