By Shaving it off - 23/12/2018 00:00
Today, when I showed someone my 9-year old passport, she commented, “you look so different! Now you have that Jason Statham thing going on!” My hair goes down to my shoulders; this confirms my receding hairline is real and it’s time to come to grips. At least I’m over 30. FML
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By  ohsnapword  |  21

Oh please. At least that said "you have that Jason Statham thing going on" and not "you look like you should be driving a white van with 'free kandy' spraypainted on the side".

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By  ohsnapword  |  21

Oh please. At least that said "you have that Jason Statham thing going on" and not "you look like you should be driving a white van with 'free kandy' spraypainted on the side".

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  PenguinPal3017  |  18

Lots of nine year olds know who he is, and the passport was nine years old, not the person.

By  KittyMack  |  13

Ever think maybe not everyone's as obsessed with your hair as you are? Statham has a lot of qualities other than a shaved scalp. Maybe she was talking about ruggedness- "You were so wimpy looking! but not anymore, grr!" or maybe about that bitterness he exudes in many roles- she could have been hinting "Yikes your eyes have a lot more pain & anger than before. Try yoga?".
Even if she did mean the hairdo so what? She didn't say you look bad, she said you remind her of an actor who is pretty hot.