FML : Today, when done feeding my newborn, I stated to my husband that I'm a cow. He said, in a sincere tone, "Oh, baby, you'll lose the weight soon." I meant...

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Today, when done feeding my newborn, I stated to my husband that I'm a cow. He said, in a sincere tone, "Oh, baby, you'll lose the weight soon." I meant cow because I'm producing so much milk. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Heifer - / Saturday 16 May 2009 21:41 / United States

Love

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By strawberry_78 | 0

#204747 - Sunday 17 May 2009 1:58

Ah, I could understand his mistake, double meaning! You said it!!!

By umlautasaur | 0

#204758 - Sunday 17 May 2009 2:00

I don't see how this is an FML. You have baby weight. Your husband isn't making a huge deal of it. BTW, "cow" is usually synonymous with being overweight. All mammals breastfeed.

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By grlwitperlEring | 0

#204743 - Sunday 17 May 2009 1:57

Haha wow well at least he tried to catch himself

2gether4ever | 0

#976700 - Friday 9 April 2010 5:19

...you walked RIGHT into that one.

cloverpi314 | 4

#983871 - Friday 23 April 2010 1:35

haha!! this one IS funny!!

sulitak | 26

#5495626 - Friday 17 May 2013 10:52

I'm not seeing the "catch himself" part... but I mean he was being an awesome hubby!

By wowfmlife | 0

#204744 - Sunday 17 May 2009 1:57

hahaha, you should have been more specific

noah1213 | 0

#2610362 - Friday 3 June 2011 5:18

bo burnham :D!

By strawberry_78 | 0

#204747 - Sunday 17 May 2009 1:58

Ah, I could understand his mistake, double meaning! You said it!!!

By invisibledamage | 2

#204752 - Sunday 17 May 2009 1:59

*facepalm*

mnbbv | 0

#977538 - Sunday 11 April 2010 2:35

lol u said it... this happened yo me too...

By Darkalex256 | 0

#204754 - Sunday 17 May 2009 2:00

Next time dont make fun of yourself Lessons of life lol

By kmander93 | 0

#204755 - Sunday 17 May 2009 2:00

Awwwww that sucks....

By manoverboard | 0

#204757 - Sunday 17 May 2009 2:00

...well, isn't it good that he said you'd lose it, though?
At least he didn't say anything mean.
:/

By umlautasaur | 0

#204758 - Sunday 17 May 2009 2:00

I don't see how this is an FML. You have baby weight. Your husband isn't making a huge deal of it. BTW, "cow" is usually synonymous with being overweight. All mammals breastfeed.

laurendrew | 2

#1034187 - Thursday 17 June 2010 23:23

8, I don't see how this is a FML either. He could of said
"Damn right, you're a fat bitch, now go make me a sandwich."
which would be worse? :D

kyliebear | 15

#5012643 - Saturday 6 October 2012 20:09

I don't think so. Cows produce milk, so if you produce milk you're like a cow. Overweight people would be known as pigs or something like that.

Edit: Also, no offence to pigs in this comment.