Today, when done feeding my newborn, I stated to my husband that I'm a cow. He said, in a sincere tone, "Oh, baby, you'll lose the weight soon." I meant cow because I'm producing so much milk. FML
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strawberry_78
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Ah, I could understand his mistake, double meaning! You said it!!!
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umlautasaur
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I don't see how this is an FML. You have baby weight. Your husband isn't making a huge deal of it. BTW, "cow" is usually synonymous with being overweight. All mammals breastfeed.
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grlwitperlEring
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Haha wow well at least he tried to catch himself
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2gether4ever
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...you walked RIGHT into that one.
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cloverpi314
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haha!! this one IS funny!!
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sulitak
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I'm not seeing the "catch himself" part... but I mean he was being an awesome hubby!
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wowfmlife
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hahaha, you should have been more specific
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noah1213
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bo burnham :D!
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strawberry_78
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Ah, I could understand his mistake, double meaning! You said it!!!
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invisibledamage
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*facepalm*
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mnbbv
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lol u said it... this happened yo me too...
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Darkalex256
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Next time dont make fun of yourself Lessons of life lol
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kmander93
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Awwwww that sucks....
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manoverboard
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...well, isn't it good that he said you'd lose it, though?
At least he didn't say anything mean.
:/
At least he didn't say anything mean.
:/
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umlautasaur
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I don't see how this is an FML. You have baby weight. Your husband isn't making a huge deal of it. BTW, "cow" is usually synonymous with being overweight. All mammals breastfeed.
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laurendrew
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8, I don't see how this is a FML either. He could of said
"Damn right, you're a fat bitch, now go make me a sandwich."
which would be worse? :D
"Damn right, you're a fat bitch, now go make me a sandwich."
which would be worse? :D
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kyliebear
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I don't think so. Cows produce milk, so if you produce milk you're like a cow. Overweight people would be known as pigs or something like that.
Edit: Also, no offence to pigs in this comment.
Edit: Also, no offence to pigs in this comment.
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CaPtAiN_Co
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oh man. who cares? it has a double meaning. plus i'm sure you are a cow from just having a baby.. don't be so sensitive
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Darkalex256
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umlautasaur is a cow..