FML : Today, well actually last night, I did a full striptease for my girlfriend to "You can leave your hat on". When the song was over, I was then completely...

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Today, well actually last night, I did a full striptease for my girlfriend to "You can leave your hat on". When the song was over, I was then completely naked, she says to me : "Maybe we should have closed the shutters!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ... / Saturday 29 November 2008 11:50 / France

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By prophetsam | 12

#6324 - Tuesday 24 February 2009 07:44

Hope you didn't give the Granny across-the-way a Heart Attack! LOL!

By laut_fml | 0

#36649 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 04:56

Don't sweat it man. If she left the blinds open then even better! Seriously, you did that for her. That's pretty cool and anyone who saw it and saw her is probably thinking "Damn, lucky guy"

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By prophetsam | 12

#6324 - Tuesday 24 February 2009 07:44

Hope you didn't give the Granny across-the-way a Heart Attack! LOL!

By laut_fml | 0

#36649 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 04:56

Don't sweat it man. If she left the blinds open then even better! Seriously, you did that for her. That's pretty cool and anyone who saw it and saw her is probably thinking "Damn, lucky guy"

By musiclover81493 | 0

#232532 - Tuesday 26 May 2009 11:22

Oops! Thats a blinds fail. But I liked the way you said "well actually last night." That was rather clever of you.

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LeashaJoy5595 | 28

#6191427 - Tuesday 3 February 2015 08:59

Totally what I was thinking! Good way to bend the "Today" rule

By LchTessMnstr | 3

#283347 - Monday 8 June 2009 07:30

Not too much of a problem the way i see it...I mean...unless you're really self conscious.

By PumpkinTarte | 0

#339692 - Thursday 25 June 2009 02:28

Wow nice face morphism you got there!

By Mhmthathappened | 0

#340557 - Thursday 25 June 2009 11:25

This shouldn't even count as a picture, it is very cute, but it isn't quite... YOUR face.

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bradley914 | 0

#341291 - Friday 26 June 2009 04:16

haha I look like a dog anyway

By BriaaaNicole | 0

#345920 - Saturday 27 June 2009 12:43

awhhhh, look at the cute lil' doggy. :D

By RandomThemeSong | 0

#350427 - Monday 29 June 2009 12:02

That song's the best... But the song's only like 2 or 3 minutes and I'm pretty sure nobody saw, stay cool.

By SarahsWickedGame | 0

#381214 - Thursday 9 July 2009 07:31

awwwww =3

By pulpfiction_fml | 3

#504224 - Friday 21 August 2009 08:05

That was her only reaction to it? Poor you :( At least you tried.

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