Love: Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends... - FML

By Fish - 19/03/2009 15:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well performed dive of the diving board, I go up and attempt my best dive. I slip just as I jump and hit my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML

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Thursday 19 March 2009 20:10

chicks dig scars...

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Thursday 19 March 2009 20:07

hahah that made me laugh out loud..... show off :P

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Thursday 19 March 2009 20:07

hahah that made me laugh out loud..... show off :P

Sam_13161821 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 18:40

awww. that woulda made me liiike you. (:

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Thursday 19 March 2009 20:08

awww man!!! haha we all have done embarrassing things while trying to impress. hope they didn't laugh too hard at you... i know its humiliation we all just want to avoid

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Thursday 19 March 2009 20:08

No one likes a show-off. ^^

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Thursday 19 March 2009 20:10

chicks dig scars...

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Monday 5 April 2010 14:31

lmao true dat :D

rachel42 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 20:12

Why try to impress? We aren't that shallow. Making a good dive will get her to date you? good luck with that...you deserved it

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Thursday 19 March 2009 20:18

#5, are you that girl? maybe SHE is that shallow.

maedoc 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 20:21

lolz. well maybe you can use this to your advantage and take advantage of the sympathy aspect... unless it was obvious to her your were showing off

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Thursday 19 March 2009 20:24

ah, primal mating instinct played out in the most highly evolved species on the planet... failing horribly. jk, i know how you feel.

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Thursday 19 March 2009 20:25

haha, you shouldn't show off like that

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Thursday 19 March 2009 20:31

That's when you turn slipping into playing the victim who got hurt and have her take care of you ;)

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