Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well performed dive of the diving board, I go up and attempt my best dive. I slip just as I jump and hit my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML
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toddrob
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chicks dig scars...
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shady_angel
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hahah that made me laugh out loud..... show off :P
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shady_angel
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hahah that made me laugh out loud..... show off :P
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Sam_13161821
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awww. that woulda made me liiike you. (:
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ccb_fml
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awww man!!! haha we all have done embarrassing things while trying to impress. hope they didn't laugh too hard at you... i know its humiliation we all just want to avoid
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Tuxedo_Mask
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No one likes a show-off. ^^
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toddrob
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chicks dig scars...
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GiddyXD
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lmao true dat :D
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rachel42
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Why try to impress? We aren't that shallow. Making a good dive will get her to date you? good luck with that...you deserved it
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toddrob
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#5, are you that girl? maybe SHE is that shallow.
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maedoc
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lolz. well maybe you can use this to your advantage and take advantage of the sympathy aspect... unless it was obvious to her your were showing off
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Firesquid
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ah, primal mating instinct played out in the most highly evolved species on the planet... failing horribly. jk, i know how you feel.
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jenn03
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haha, you shouldn't show off like that
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amirn86
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That's when you turn slipping into playing the victim who got hurt and have her take care of you ;)