By too dumb for sex
Today we tried to have sex for the first time but I got so excited my blood pressure shot up and I got a nosebleed that didn't fully stop for nearly 30 minutes. Then when we tried again she accidentally headbutted me. The new bleeding still hasn't stopped and I'm feeling very lightheaded. FML
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By  davidfong  |  14

You to need to stop and just try again another day. I sounds like it was one days where you really don’t want to talk about and pretend like it didn’t happen. Even though you posted it on FML

By  BurnInDemonFire  |  30

Either you're on meds that are thinning your blood, or your girlfriend/wife/fuck buddy has a head made out of adamantium. If you're having long-lasting nosebleeds, don't just sit there complaining you're "woozy as fuck", go see a doctor, because you literally need your head examined.