Today we tried to have sex for the first time but I got so excited my blood pressure shot up and I got a nosebleed that didn't fully stop for nearly 30 minutes. Then when we tried again she accidentally headbutted me. The new bleeding still hasn't stopped and I'm feeling very lightheaded. FML
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RichardPencil
| 27
How old are you? 80?
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tounces7
| 26
Maybe just try lying on your back. It sounds like any other position might be too strenuous anyway.
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RichardPencil
| 27
How old are you? 80?
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davidfong
| 14
You to need to stop and just try again another day. I sounds like it was one days where you really don’t want to talk about and pretend like it didn’t happen. Even though you posted it on FML
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melisssa87
| 30
Well if you really have to bang today just find a position that works with whatever position you are in right now
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tounces7
| 26
Maybe just try lying on your back. It sounds like any other position might be too strenuous anyway.
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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux
| 15
some things just aren't meant to be, like you getting laid😂
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BurnInDemonFire
| 28
Either you're on meds that are thinning your blood, or your girlfriend/wife/fuck buddy has a head made out of adamantium. If you're having long-lasting nosebleeds, don't just sit there complaining you're "woozy as fuck", go see a doctor, because you literally need your head examined.
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smartjaguargurl
| 17
Sounds like an anime
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weeping_willow
| 21
Take it as a sign from the universe, man.
Or don’t.
Either way 🤷🏻♀️
Or don’t.
Either way 🤷🏻♀️