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How old are you? 80?

Maybe just try lying on your back. It sounds like any other position might be too strenuous anyway.

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How old are you? 80?

You to need to stop and just try again another day. I sounds like it was one days where you really don’t want to talk about and pretend like it didn’t happen. Even though you posted it on FML

Maybe just try lying on your back. It sounds like any other position might be too strenuous anyway.

some things just aren't meant to be, like you getting laid😂

Either you're on meds that are thinning your blood, or your girlfriend/wife/fuck buddy has a head made out of adamantium. If you're having long-lasting nosebleeds, don't just sit there complaining you're "woozy as fuck", go see a doctor, because you literally need your head examined.

Sounds like an anime

Take it as a sign from the universe, man. Or don’t. Either way 🤷🏻‍♀️