was your dog to young be house trained? Either way, break out the baking soda asap.

I'm going to be that guy. Too*

Time to start the dog training

Dang! That happens to me all the time when I see a spider...he must've seen a spider. Stupid spiders. Scary spiders.

So you runs and pees simultaneously every time you see a spider? That's odd.

Ugh. You don't seem to realize that when you're scared, you trigger the fight or flight response, which shoots adrenaline into your arteries, causing increased blood flow, heart rate, and muscle contractions.
So, unless you have some medical condition I don't know about, you can't take a piss when you run away from a totally harmless spider. I call shenanigans!

It was just a joke you don't have to take it so seriously damn

At least a couple people have a sense of humor.

FYL indeed

happened to my friend's old dog :(

It's always a great day when you learn a new trick with your dick!

I taught him well

What kind of dog is he?
I had a German Shepard (a breed known for bladder/urinary tract issues) who would pee all over himself when he got excited. I once came home after visiting my friend for a couple days and when I got out of the car he ran at me, peeing the whole time, before giving me a giant (wet) German Shepard hug. (I miss you Max, best dog)

Sounds like urine trouble then!

I can too, is that a problem?