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A decent vacuum cleaner has no problem cleaning them up. And really, there's a whole boatload of plausible excuses you could use to cover this one up.

why not just say you were fucking and it broke?

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I thought to use a broom.

Maybe they tried diptard.

You can't try to use a broom and fail. Diptard.

Vacuum, maybe? Quick and easy.

A decent vacuum cleaner has no problem cleaning them up. And really, there's a whole boatload of plausible excuses you could use to cover this one up.

I wish that was true, vacuum cleaner bags are expensive, and full in no time with that stuff.

This is hilarious, though. I know how it sticks to everything, but you could spend 30 minutes thinking up of an excuse?

why not just say you were fucking and it broke?

hahahahahahahahahahaha #8

haha last year i had sex on a beam bag

you should have said beads rather than balls

um, number two! vaccuuuuuum! or just say oops, it broke. myyyy badddd.

um, number two! vaccuuuuuum! or just say oops, it broke. myyyy badddd.

wow lmfao I can only imagine someones reaction to that.